paint me like one of your french girls

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A man got double teamed by his partner like he was a rookie at a strip club
He couldn't tell which one was the main act
His face said it all when both started talking at once
He looked like he just walked into a gangbang
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Instead of getting his finish, he got a group rate from his partner
He paid for two and got three
It was like a family reunion at the hotel
He came home with more baggage than his luggage
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His partner gave him a combo platter instead of a single dish
He didn’t know which way to turn
It was like ordering from the buffet and getting every line
He had more options than a kid in a candy store
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