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so tiny and gay it hurts your eyes
He’s like a shrimp in a glitter factory.
That boy walks like he’s been dipped in neon and glitter.
He’s shorter than my grandma’s wig.
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a human version of a disco ball that’s also confused
He’s shining so bright I can’t look at him.
He’s spinning in circles and crying at the same time.
He’s like a glitter bomb that exploded in a gym.
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so short you could use him as a ruler and still have to bend over
He’s shorter than a pencil and twice as gay.
He’s like a mini-me who’s also a drag queen.
He’s so short he needs a stepstool to look cool.
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a human fidget spinner that’s also a glitter bomb
He’s spinning, glittering, and crying all at once.
He’s like a fidget spinner that’s also a gay explosion.
He’s so short and gay it’s a miracle he’s still standing.
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a tiny human who thinks he’s the king of the gay parade
He’s shorter than a flamingo and louder than a disco ball.
He’s like a glitter-covered pigeon who thinks he’s a superhero.
He’s so short he needs a ladder to look cool.