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paint me green
What you yell when you lose a bet about getting laid and it’s the worst thing ever.
I lost the bet, I had to wear a unicorn costume to the mall. Paint me green!
He said he’d get me a date if I wore socks with sandals. Paint me green.
I bet I could charm her out of a soda. I got a soda and a lecture. Paint me green.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint me green
A phrase you scream when someone cheated you so bad it feels like you were stabbed in the back with a chicken leg.
He said he’d help me pass math. He failed me on purpose. Paint me green.
I trusted my buddy, and he snitched on me to the teacher. Paint me green!
She promised me pizza if I did her homework. She gave me a sandwich. Paint me green.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint me a Birmingham
When a woman sneaks around on her guy then comes back like she owns the place and lets him cum all over her back.
My ex said she was just 'testing the waters' but I know she came back to laugh in my face and let some dude blow load on her back.
She left me for a week, came back with a new guy, and let him go wild on her back like it was a buffet.
She cheated so hard she had to come back and let the other man cum on her back like it was a birthday present.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint me a Birmingham
A woman leaves her man, comes back with a new guy, and lets him spray his mess all over her back.
She left me for a job in Miami, came back saying it was just 'a fling,' and let the guy cum on her back like I wasn't even there.
My girlfriend came back from her trip with a tan and a new guy who went full-on on her back.
She had the nerve to come home and let some stranger cum all over her back while I was working overtime.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint me a Birmingham
When a woman dumps her man, comes back with a new one, and lets him go wild on her back like it's a party.
She left me for a guy who looked like he had never seen a gym. Then she came back and let him cum all over her back like I wasn't even in the room.
After our breakup, she came home with some meathead and let him go full-on on her back like it was a concert.
She dumped me for a guy who took her to a burger place, then came back and let him cum all over her back.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint kink
gets hot when paint is splashed on people like they’re art projects.
I got turned on when my boss threw blue paint at me during lunch.
She painted her boyfriend’s face and he came home hard.
My cousin had a meltdown in the school hallway because someone painted his shirt.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint kink
can’t stand being near people without paint getting everywhere.
He screamed when his girlfriend painted his toenails during a Zoom call.
The teacher got mad because the class used all the paint and left it in the hallway.
My dad had to clean up after my mom painted my dog’s ears.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint kink
loves seeing people covered in paint like they got tossed in a paint can.
I came home from work and my sister had paint all over her face from our fight.
The guy at the party painted everyone’s forehead and it was wild.
My friend painted my boss’s head and now he walks around with a rainbow on his face.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint kink
turns into a monster when paint touches skin like it’s a love letter.
She painted her boyfriends’ arms every Friday and they got obsessed.
My brother turned into a feral beast after I painted his chest during the holidays.
The guy at the bar painted my face and now we’re dating.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint kink
gets a boner when someone throws paint on people like it’s a game show.
He got hard during the paintball match at work.
My friend painted my boss’s face and he came in late with a red nose.
I got turned on when my sister painted her coworkers’ faces during lunch.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint job
When a guy's pecker turns bright red from sticking it in a virgin, like it got hit by a fire truck.
My cousin's pecker looked like a lobster after his first time.
He said it felt like he was on fire and someone poured ketchup on him.
The girl he dated cried because it was so bright red.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint job
You draw some guy's face on microsoft paint and send it to them like it’s a joke.
I drew my teacher’s face with a mustache and sent it to him during class.
My friend drew his crush with big ears and sent it to her at lunch.
I made a cartoon of my dad with a chicken on his head and emailed it to him.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint job
When you blow load all over your lover’s face like you’re trying to blind them.
He came so hard on her face, she thought he was attacking her.
She got covered in cum and screamed like it was a horror movie.
He shot cum right in her eyes and said, 'That’s how you make it happen.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint job
When you go up and down a guy's pecker like you're cleaning it with your tongue.
She went up and down his pecker like she was eating a hot dog.
He said her tongue felt like it had sandpaper on it.
She licked him from top to bottom and then did a backflip.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint job
When someone puts their mouth on a guy’s pecker and goes wild with their tongue, like they’re doing a dance.
She went wild with her tongue, making him scream like a baby.
He said it felt like she was using a vacuum on his pecker.
Her head bobbing made him feel like he was in a rollercoaster.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint job
When a guy pulls out his lover’s butt and slathers it with butt butter like he's making a sandwich.
He pulled out her butt and spread truffle butter all over it like it was pizza.
She said it felt like she had a big fat cookie on her butt.
He put so much butter on, he said it looked like a donut.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint it white
To go on a wild party spree, usually involving drinking too much, chasing women, and making a mess of the town. Mostly for guys who think they're tough.
I painted the town white last night. Now I can’t see my feet.
He painted it white so hard, the bar got a free cleaning.
Painting the town white is just a fancy way of saying I peed on the floor.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint it white
To shoot cum all over a girl like she’s a canvas, making her look like she got hit by a semen storm.
He painted me white so fast, I looked like a milkshake.
She said he painted her white during the school dance.
My sister came home with white on her face. She didn’t even know why.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint it white
Having sex and then shooting your load all over someone, like they’re a painting and you’re the artist.
He painted me white during lunch. I had to eat cereal for a week.
They painted each other white in the back of the bus.
My friend got painted white by his crush. He’s still blushing.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint it white
When you dump your cum on a girl like it's a paint job, and she gets covered in goo.
She got painted white at the mall. Security gave her a tissue.
He painted me white during the movie. Now I know what popcorn feels like.
My brother painted his girlfriend white. He had to take a shower.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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