Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a guy's pecker turns bright red from sticking it in a virgin, like it got hit by a fire truck.

My cousin's pecker looked like a lobster after his first time.

He said it felt like he was on fire and someone poured ketchup on him.

The girl he dated cried because it was so bright red.

2

You draw some guy's face on microsoft paint and send it to them like it’s a joke.

I drew my teacher’s face with a mustache and sent it to him during class.

My friend drew his crush with big ears and sent it to her at lunch.

I made a cartoon of my dad with a chicken on his head and emailed it to him.

3

When you blow load all over your lover’s face like you’re trying to blind them.

He came so hard on her face, she thought he was attacking her.

She got covered in cum and screamed like it was a horror movie.

He shot cum right in her eyes and said, 'That’s how you make it happen.'

4

When you go up and down a guy's pecker like you're cleaning it with your tongue.

She went up and down his pecker like she was eating a hot dog.

He said her tongue felt like it had sandpaper on it.

She licked him from top to bottom and then did a backflip.

5

When someone puts their mouth on a guy’s pecker and goes wild with their tongue, like they’re doing a dance.

She went wild with her tongue, making him scream like a baby.

He said it felt like she was using a vacuum on his pecker.

Her head bobbing made him feel like he was in a rollercoaster.

6

When a guy pulls out his lover’s butt and slathers it with butt butter like he's making a sandwich.

He pulled out her butt and spread truffle butter all over it like it was pizza.

She said it felt like she had a big fat cookie on her butt.

He put so much butter on, he said it looked like a donut.