paint me green

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What you yell when you lose a bet about getting laid and it’s the worst thing ever.

I lost the bet, I had to wear a unicorn costume to the mall. Paint me green!

He said he’d get me a date if I wore socks with sandals. Paint me green.

I bet I could charm her out of a soda. I got a soda and a lecture. Paint me green.

A phrase you scream when someone cheated you so bad it feels like you were stabbed in the back with a chicken leg.

He said he’d help me pass math. He failed me on purpose. Paint me green.

I trusted my buddy, and he snitched on me to the teacher. Paint me green!

She promised me pizza if I did her homework. She gave me a sandwich. Paint me green.