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paint it white
To spray jizz everywhere, coating things in a thick layer of cum like it's a graffiti session.
He painted the kitchen white. Now the walls have a new look.
She painted my shirt white during the party. It’s now a fashion statement.
My dad painted the car white. He had to wash it three times.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint it white
When you ejaculate on every building in town like you’re trying to make the whole city look like a giant cum cake.
He painted Detroit white. Now it looks like a giant cum cake.
She painted her neighborhood white. The neighbors are still confused.
My friend painted the city white. He got famous.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint it white
When you shoot your load into a ceiling fan, making it look like someone dipped it in cum and let it dry.
He painted the fan white. Now it looks like it’s covered in goo.
She painted the fan white during a sleepover. The next day was messy.
My brother painted the fan white. Now we have to clean it every week.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint it purple
Means you're getting shot on site if you’re stupid enough to trespass because the purple paint is like a middle finger from the owner saying 'I see you.'
That purple paint ain't just for show, it's a death sentence.
I stepped on that purple paint and felt my life flash before my eyes.
They painted the fence purple just to tell me I was gonna die today.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint it purple
Purple paint is like a threat from the owner saying 'you're next' and if you don't back off, you’re getting a bullet to the face.
That purple paint was a sign. I ignored it. Now I'm in the hospital.
I saw the purple paint, I laughed. Then I got shot.
They painted that wall purple just to let me know I was gonna die.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint it purple
If you see purple paint, run. It means the owner is watching and they're not happy about you sneaking around.
I saw that purple paint and I turned back. Smart move.
That purple paint was like a dare from the owner. I took it. Got shot.
Purple paint? That's not just color, that's a curse.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint it green and throw it in the grass
you said that when something was so bad it deserved to be tossed like old socks
I tried that new app and it crashed twice. Paint it green and throw it in the grass.
My cousin's haircut looked like a raccoon attacked him. Paint it green and throw it in the grass.
That pizza was so burnt it could start a fire. Paint it green and throw it in the grass.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint it green and throw it in the grass
you said that when something was so dumb you wanted to bury it
That movie was worse than my math test. Paint it green and throw it in the grass.
My boss gave me a task that made no sense. Paint it green and throw it in the grass.
That joke was like listening to a frog tell a story. Paint it green and throw it in the grass.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint it green and throw it in the grass
you said that when something was so bad you wanted to feed it to the squirrels
That game was slower than a snail on a treadmill. Paint it green and throw it in the grass.
My sister's singing could wake the dead. Paint it green and throw it in the grass.
That homework looked like a witch wrote it. Paint it green and throw it in the grass.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint it black
A cool song by The Rolling Stones that makes you want to punch your mom for not letting you stay up late.
My cousin tried to dance to it in the middle of a math test.
I screamed the lyrics at my dog until he started howling back.
My uncle said it was the best song ever, then fell asleep on the couch.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint it black
An amazing song by The Rolling Stones that got ruined when some kids thought it was a video game and now they all wear stupid shirts.
My friend tried to be a ‘Rolling Stone’ just because he played the song once.
At school, someone wore a shirt with the band logo and called himself a fan.
I saw a guy wearing a Rolling Stones shirt and actually said ‘you’re not a real fan’.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint it black
When someone thinks you're all bad, like you're the worst person ever for one stupid reason.
My teacher said I was ‘all bad’ because I forgot my homework once.
My brother called me a ‘total loser’ just because I lost a video game.
My mom told me I was ‘a complete disaster’ after I spilled soup on her shoes.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint it black
A song about starting over, like when you get into a fight and have to start fresh the next day.
I sang it after my brother broke my phone.
My friend used it as an excuse to skip school.
My mom yelled at me, then I started singing it because I was mad.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint houses
Painting houses is Mafia slang for killing someone. The reply you get when they ask if you’re good at it is 'I also do my own plumbing.'
Hey man, I just painted three houses this week.
You want to paint a house? I’ll take that job. And the body count goes up by one.
Painting houses? That’s how I got promoted in the mob.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint houses
This is what Mafia guys say when they’re bragging about being a killer.
I paint houses for a living. It’s a tough job, but I love it.
He paints houses and drinks wine like it's his full-time job.
Painting houses? That’s the best part of my day.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint houses
A mobster way to say someone got murdered.
I just painted a house and it was the best day ever.
He said he paints houses. I said, 'What color?'
She paints houses for fun. I paint them because I have no life.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint houses
It’s when two guys, one Black, one white, do some wild sexual stuff. Morgan Freeman was doing this with a painter in the 80s.
I saw Morgan Freeman painting houses and it was wild.
That painter had a thing for Morgan Freeman.
They say he painted houses just to get close to him.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint houses
It means you’re going to shoot someone at that house. Or maybe you’ll paint their car or living room while you're there.
I painted houses and shot three people last week.
He came over to paint the living room, I shot him in it.
She said she was painting the house. I said, 'You’re welcome.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint houses
It means you pee on a friend or coworker for money.
I painted houses and peed on my boss for twenty bucks.
He paid me to paint his house, then I peed on him.
That’s why I got fired. I peed on the customer.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint houses
When you come in like a tornado and spray your whole load on the walls.
I painted houses and came in like a hurricane.
He said he paints houses. I said, 'You must be tired.'
She painted that house so hard, it looked like a war zone.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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