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paint hole
a big bucket you use to catch paintballs so your mom doesn't kill you for painting the living room like a war zone.
My little brother used a trash can as a paint hole and still got grounded.
I filled my neighbor’s yard with red paint. He called it a paint hole. I called it a felony.
My dad uses his mom’s old soup pot as a paint hole. It smells like tomato soup and revenge.
paint hole
a big container you use to save your face from getting splattered with paint when you’re too lazy to aim.
I missed my brother’s head by two inches. He said I should’ve used a paint hole.
My friend used a dog bowl as a paint hole and got hit in the foot. It was worth it.
My mom uses her wedding vase as a paint hole. It’s now pink and full of regret.
paint hole
the biggest container you can find to keep your house from looking like a kid threw up all over it.
I used my grandma’s pie tin as a paint hole. Now her apple pie looks like it was attacked by a paintball machine.
My brother filled the kitchen with blue paint. He said it was a paint hole. I said it was a disaster.
My dad tried to use his mom’s fishbowl as a paint hole. The goldfish is now pink.
paint her white
Spray the woman down with your cum like she’s a blank canvas and you’re the worst artist ever.
He painted her white during lunch break. She cried all day.
She said it was the most humiliating thing he’d ever done to her.
He painted her white in front of her whole class. She got suspended.
paint her white
Dump your jizz on a girl until she looks like a ghost who just got hit by a truck.
He painted her white during the football game. Everyone laughed.
She said it was the worst thing he’d ever done to her.
He painted her white in the hallway. She ran out crying.
paint her white
Drench a woman in cum so hard she looks like she got caught in a snowstorm.
He painted her white during their first date. It was the end of their relationship.
She said it was the most disgusting thing he ever did to her.
He painted her white in front of all her friends. She never spoke to him again.
paint her white
Shoot your cum all over a girl like she’s a target and you’re the worst shooter.
He painted her white in the parking lot. She had to change clothes.
She said it was the most embarrassing thing ever.
He painted her white while their parents were out. They never saw that coming.
paint her white
Cover a girl in cum so thick she looks like she took a bath in a milkshake.
He painted her white during the prom. She had to leave early.
She said it was the most ridiculous thing he’s ever done.
He painted her white right before they were supposed to dance. It was a disaster.
paint her white
Flood a woman with cum like she’s a toilet and you’re trying to flush the whole world.
He painted her white during their anniversary dinner. It ruined everything.
She said it was the most ridiculous thing he’d ever done.
He painted her white in front of all their friends. She ran out.
paint her walls
When you bang a girl so hard her insides look like a fresh coat of white paint from all the cum
He painted her walls after a wild night at the strip club.
She told her friends she was doing a home renovation, but it was really just him.
Her roommate asked why she had a wet dream and a headache.
paint her walls
When you take a chick so deep her pussy looks like a freshly painted wall from all the jizz
He said he was helping her with her art project, but she knew what it really was.
She got a white streak on her shirt and didn't know why.
Her mom walked in and asked if there was a leak in the bathroom.
paint her walls
When you blow your load so hard it turns her inside into a bright white wall of cum
He said he was giving her a massage, but she knew it was just him trying to be cute.
She thought she had a UTI, but it was really his cum painting her walls.
Her boyfriend left a note that said 'I painted your walls again.'
paint her vulva
To shoot your cum deep inside her snatch like she's a toilet.
He paint her vulva every morning before he goes to work.
She let him paint her vulva because she was too drunk to say no.
He painted her vulva so hard, the neighbors heard it.
paint her vulva
To dump your jizz in her cunny like it's a trash can.
He paint her vulva during lunch break and got caught.
She said yes just so he would paint her vulva again.
They paint each other's vulva every Friday night.
paint her vulva
To pour your sperm in her twat like it's a drink.
He painted her vulva while she was taking a shower.
She asked him to paint her vulva because she wanted to feel special.
They paint each other's vulva and call it love.
paint her insides
to dump your jizz deep inside her
He said he paint her insides after the party
She screamed when he paint her insides
My brother paints his girlfriend every day
paint her insides
to fill her up with your cum
He texted me, 'I painted her insides again today'
She said she couldn't walk after he painted her insides
They paint each other every time they see each other
paint her insides
to pour your cum in her like a soda machine
He poured his cum in her like it was free soda
She said he painted her insides so hard she felt it in her toes
They were painting each other like they had nothing better to do
paint her insides
to shoot your jizz inside her
He shot his jizz inside her during lunch break
She said she felt the jizz shooting all the way to her brain
They were shooting each other's insides in the hallway
paint her insides
to dump your load inside her
He dumped his load inside her while she was sleeping
She said it was like a surprise dump inside her
They both dumped each other's loads and never washed up
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