paint her insides
to fill her with your messy cum
He filled her with his messy cum at the beach
She said it was the messiest paint job ever
They filled each other up and walked around like they had nothing on
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paint her face
When a guy rubs his weenie like a brush all over a girl's face until he blows his load
He painted her face during lunch break and got caught by the principal
She said she'd report him if he didn't stop painting her face in the car
At the party, he painted her face while everyone else was dancing
paint her face
When a guy ejaculates directly on a girl's face like it’s a crime scene
He busted a nut on her face during the movie and she had to leave
She got sprayed with cum when he said 'I love you'
He painted her face in front of his mom and it was embarrassing
paint her face
A mess of sperm all over a girl's face, like she got hit by a sperm truck
He left her with a face full of sperm and no idea what happened
She walked into the kitchen and saw him with sperm on her face
He painted her face during breakfast and it was gross
paint her face
A woman who sits at home doing nothing while her man works like a dog, all because she’s too busy painting her face
She paints her face all day while he’s slaving away at the factory
He says she’s got the 'paint her face' job and it's ridiculous
She spends hours on her face while he does all the work
paint hawaii
To blow load all over someone like it’s a vacation, usually involving a body part.
He paint hawaii on my face during lunch. I looked like a neon sign.
She paint hawaii on my shirt and now it smells like regret.
My cousin paint hawaii on his dog. The dog ran away crying.
paint hawaii
When you cum on her back or stomach while having sex, making a map of Hawaii out of your load.
He paint hawaii on my back and said it was a love language.
I paint hawaii on my girlfriend’s back. She took a shower and still felt it.
He paint hawaii on his mom during her birthday. That was not the gift she wanted.
paint hackers
the trashy cousins of the paint huffers who sniff paint like it’s their last meal
My cousin got caught sniffling from a can in the school hallway. He looked like he just ate a whole wall.
She came to class with pink snot and said, 'This is art.'
He tried to hide his face under a hoodie but still smelled like a paint factory exploded.
paint hackers
people who inhale paint so hard they think it’s oxygen and they don’t care if it smells like a dead raccoon
He sniffed the paint so fast he got dizzy and fell over in the lunchroom.
She said the paint was 'the bomb' even though it made her cry.
They kept sniffling during math class until the teacher yelled at them.
paint hackers
kids who take paint sniffing so seriously they’d fight you over which can was better
They had a full-on argument about whether the blue or red paint was stronger.
He challenged her to a paint-sniffing duel in the hallway like it was WWE.
She brought her whole lunch to sniff paint instead of eating.
paint ghosts
To let go of a big load of pee on someone else’s leg, usually when they’re not expecting it.
He paint ghosted her in the hallway during lunch.
She paint ghosted him right as he was about to sit down.
They paint ghosted each other in the middle of a group project.
paint ghosts
To spray your pee all over someone else’s body like they’re a canvas.
He paint ghosted her during a math test and she failed.
She paint ghosted him in the cafeteria and he got a free soda.
They paint ghosted each other while playing video games.
paint ghosts
To aim your pee at someone else like they’re a target.
He paint ghosted her in front of the whole class.
She paint ghosted him during gym and he had to do push-ups.
They paint ghosted each other on the bus and it turned into a full-blown war.
paint ghosts
To shoot your pee at someone like they’re about to die.
He paint ghosted her in the bathroom and it was legendary.
She paint ghosted him during a group presentation and he had to fake a cough.
They paint ghosted each other while eating pizza.
paint ghosts
To let your pee fly like it’s a superhero saving the day.
He paint ghosted her during recess and she ran away.
She paint ghosted him in the hallway and he had to hide.
They paint ghosted each other while walking to class.
paint ghosts
To go full-on pee attack on someone like they’re your enemy.
He paint ghosted her during a science experiment and it exploded.
She paint ghosted him in the library and he got kicked out.
They paint ghosted each other while playing chess.
paint gat
A fancy word for the gun that shoots paint at your face like you owe it money
My cousin got a paint gat for his birthday and now he chucks me with pink glitter every time I see him.
She brought her paint gat to school and sprayed my lunch with green sludge. It was glorious.
He called me a chicken and shot me in the head with his paint gat. I didn’t back down.
paint gat
A piece of junk that shoots colored goo at people who don’t respect you
My brother got a paint gat and started pelting my dog with purple sludge. It was like a war zone.
At the park, I saw some kids using paint gats to fight over candy bars. It was brutal.
She sprayed me in the face with blue paint because I said her hair looked like a raccoon.
paint gat
A glorified toy that spits paint at you until you cry or give it a high five
He shot me with his paint gat until I gave him a high five. It was the worst day ever.
I got hit by a paint gat in the eye and now my mom thinks I’m blind.
She used her paint gat to blast me with yellow goo during the final exam. I failed, but it was worth it.
paint faint
The smell of thick paint that hits you like a punch in the face and makes you feel like you’re about to vomit.
I walked into the garage and immediately felt like I was going to die from the paint fumes.
My brother painted the whole house and now I’m stuck in a room that smells like a toilet explosion.
The painter didn’t even open the can, and I already wanted to leave.