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paint faint
When paint fumes hit you so hard they feel like someone is trying to choke you with a wet sock.
The moment I opened the door, I knew I was going to pass out from that god-awful smell.
I tried to help my mom paint and ended up coughing up paint for two days straight.
That fume was so strong it made me question my life choices.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint faint
The stinky air from paint that makes you feel like your brain is melting.
I painted the kitchen and now I can’t think straight. My brain feels like it’s boiling.
The smell was so bad my dog ran out of the house screaming.
I inhaled that fume once, and now I dream about paint.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint face
When a guy spits his cum all over a girl’s face like she’s a canvas and he’s the most annoying artist ever.
My man just painted my face with cum during our first date. I’m still mad.
She tried to act cool, but when he blasted his load on her face, she screamed like a toddler.
He said it was ‘art,’ but it was just a messy face and a bad excuse.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint face
When a man goes full-on cum tsunami on a girl’s face because he can’t control his nuts.
He came so hard on her face, it looked like a cum hurricane hit her.
During our make-out session, he blasted his load right in my face. I was shocked and slightly disgusted.
She told him to stop, but he kept painting her face with his cum like it was a masterpiece.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint face
When a guy douses a girl’s face with his cum because he thinks it’s a romantic gesture.
He said it was love, but it felt like being attacked by a cum fountain.
She thought he was sweet until he started painting her face with his jizz.
He came on her face and called it ‘passion.’ She called it ‘a mess.’
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint face
When a guy pulls out, jacks off, and then blasts his cum straight into a girl’s face like it’s a facepalm moment.
He pulled out, jacked off, and then painted her face with his cum. It was pure chaos.
She didn’t see it coming, his cum came flying at her face like a missile.
After he finished blowing his load on her face, she asked if he had any regrets.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint face
When a guy rubs his cock all over a girl’s face like it’s a paintbrush and then explodes in her face.
He painted my face with his cum like I was a canvas. It was messy, but I guess it was cute.
He rubbed his cock on my face and then exploded like a cum bomb.
I thought he was being affectionate until his cum hit me in the face.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint face
When you blast your cum directly onto someone’s face because you’re too lazy to wipe it up.
He just blasted his cum on her face. No warning. No mercy.
She was cleaning her room when he came out of nowhere and painted her face with cum.
He said ‘I love you’ and then covered her face in cum.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint face
When someone is ‘painting their face,’ they’re probably lying about everything. It’s like being a clown who’s also fake.
He said he was painting his face for the party, but it turned out to be just cum on his face.
She told me she painted her face because she wanted to look pretty. I called her a lying clown.
He claimed he was an artist, but his cum paintings were just messy and fake.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint eating monkey
a monkey who shits on the floor and then eats it thinking it’s paint
My cousin's a paint eating monkey. He painted his room with his own poop.
That monkey ate the whole can of paint, then threw up on the wall like a bad influencer.
I saw a paint eating monkey in the zoo. It was covered in glitter and rage.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint eating monkey
a monkey who swallows paint but calls it dinner
My brother’s a paint eating monkey. He eats it with a fork and a side of spite.
That monkey ate the paint so fast, he turned blue and screamed at the sky.
I tried to befriend a paint eating monkey. It just stared at me like I was wrong.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint eater
A paint eater is someone so brain-dead they’d probably lick old paint off a wall if it paid them. They also sniff paint like it’s the last drink at a bar, and their brains melt into goo.
My cousin tried to huff paint from a can in his mom's garage. Now he thinks he's a superhero.
This kid ate chipped paint for lunch because he thought it was candy.
He sniffed so much paint he forgot how to spell 'paint'.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint eater
A paint eater is a fake Christian who acts holy until they get exposed. They’ll claim they sent cops after journalists just because someone saw them on LinkedIn. Their faith is all about 'blab and grab'.
He said he was sending gumshoes to investigate me because I posted my job on LinkedIn.
She turned into a monster when her secret came out. Now she's the worst kind of fake Christian.
He called me a sinner for liking donuts, then claimed he had 100 followers on LinkedIn.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint drippin
A car that looks like it just threw up glitter on itself. It shines so much it hurts your eyes, and it’s basically the car version of a shiny new suit you wore to a funeral.
My cousin's ride is so paint drippin, I think it’s gonna start shining back at me.
That car is like a disco ball on wheels. It’s blinding.
I saw that car and my eyes started crying. What even is this?!
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint drippin
When your skeet is so leeking it's like it just drank a whole bottle of soda and cried in the middle of the street. Also, when you're too broke to fix it but still try to act cool.
My car’s paint drippin so bad, it looks like it got hit by a glitter bomb.
That guy's skeet is leeking like he’s on a sugar rush and his car is the victim.
Paint drippin? More like paint crying.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint drippin
A type of car paint that's so fancy, it looks like it was made by a wizard in Houston. It changes colors when you look at it from different angles, like your car is doing a dance just for you.
That car looked like it had a mood ring. I swear it changed color on me.
My friend’s ride is so paint drippin, it’s got more moves than a TikTok dancer.
I saw that car and thought it was a rainbow in disguise.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint dat ho
A man shoots his load everywhere on a woman like she’s a canvas. He might even aim for her face to make it extra messy.
He painted that ho like a mural.
She looked like a Jackson Pollock painting after he finished.
He didn’t just cum, he went full abstract art.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint dat ho
When a guy goes off and sprays his jizz everywhere on a girl. It’s like he’s trying to cover her in glitter but with cum.
He painted that ho like she was a sidewalk.
She had cum splatter all over her chest like confetti.
He didn’t just cum, he doused her.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint dat ho
A guy blasts his load on a girl in every direction. He might even hit her face for good measure.
He painted that ho like she was a wall.
She looked like a graffiti tag after he was done.
He didn’t just cum, he blasted her.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint dat ho
When a man goes wild and splatters his jizz all over the woman. He might even throw some in her face like it’s a prank.
He painted that ho like she was a canvas for cum.
She had cum everywhere, it was like a cum shower.
He didn’t just cum, he splattered her.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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