paint eater

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A paint eater is someone so brain-dead they’d probably lick old paint off a wall if it paid them. They also sniff paint like it’s the last drink at a bar, and their brains melt into goo.
My cousin tried to huff paint from a can in his mom's garage. Now he thinks he's a superhero.
This kid ate chipped paint for lunch because he thought it was candy.
He sniffed so much paint he forgot how to spell 'paint'.
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A paint eater is a fake Christian who acts holy until they get exposed. They’ll claim they sent cops after journalists just because someone saw them on LinkedIn. Their faith is all about 'blab and grab'.
He said he was sending gumshoes to investigate me because I posted my job on LinkedIn.
She turned into a monster when her secret came out. Now she's the worst kind of fake Christian.
He called me a sinner for liking donuts, then claimed he had 100 followers on LinkedIn.
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