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paint dat ho

When a man goes off and drenches the woman in his cum. He might even throw some in her face to make it extra.

He painted that ho like she was a watercolor painting.

She looked like a cum drenched angel after he was done.

He didn’t just cum, he drowned her.

paint crew

A bunch of posers who all tag the same way like they’re trying to be cool but they’re just a bunch of f***ing retards

Hey, you guys are the paint crew? You're worse than my mom's boyfriend.

You think you're fancy with those tags? I could tag your face and make it look better.

This whole paint crew is just a group of kids who can't even spell 'graffiti' right.

paint crew

The fake cheer squad with zero talent that thinks they’re important because they get to wear the same stupid uniforms as the real ones

Those paint crew girls are just basic white girls who think they're popular.

Why is the soccer team even allowed to hang out with the paint crew? They're worse than the football guys.

The paint crew isn't even real. They just tag things and think they’re cool.

A tool you use to smear colors all over stuff like walls or your mom's face if she’s being annoying.

My paint brush is my weapon of choice when I’m painting my room and my sister keeps interrupting me.

I used my paint brush to slap that kid in the face for stealing my snack.

That guy is a paint brush, he does all the hard work while the boss takes the credit.

A real-life backstabber who doesn’t have the guts to stand up for themselves and just lets others walk all over them.

That new guy at school is a paint brush, he always does what everyone else says.

She’s like a paint brush, doing all the dirty work while her friends laugh at her.

My boss is a paint brush, I do all the work and he takes all the praise.

Your penis when you're trying to get lucky and it's doing weird stuff near someone’s legs.

He used his paint brush to try and impress me, I was not impressed.

She’s been using her paint brush all day, and now she won’t stop laughing.

Why are you still using your paint brush? You’re making it worse!

When you hit someone so hard their face goes red, like they just got slapped by a dragon.

He painted her face with such force, she didn’t even know what happened.

I painted that guy across the room, he’s still there, stunned.

That slap was so hard, it felt like I painted my mom.

When you use your cock to rub up and down a woman's pants in hopes of getting some action.

He’s been brushing all day, he must be really horny.

She was brushing so hard, the whole class could hear her.

Why are you brushing? You’re making it obvious.

When you grab your sweaty balls and slap someone’s face with them, it's gross, but it works.

He used his paint brush to slap the teacher, it was slimy and shocking.

I did my paint brush thing on my friend, and he still won’t talk to me.

That kid did his paint brush move on me in front of everyone.

When you dip your cock in something sticky like jam or peanut butter and swipe it all over someone, it's messy, it's fun.

He dipped his paint brush in jelly and swiped it across my face, I was covered.

She used her paint brush with chocolate, I ate it, and now I’m stuck.

Why are you using peanut butter as your paint? That’s the worst.

a metal can that holds paint, but also slaps stupid people so hard they think they’re in a paint factory explosion

That paint can just gave my cousin a slap that made her cry like a baby.

My uncle got hit by a paint can and now he’s mad at the whole world.

I saw a paint can beat up a guy who tried to steal his lunch.

when some guy cums in your mouth so hard, you feel like you’re eating a messy paint job

My ex cummed in my mouth and I felt like I was drinking glue.

He cummed so loud, the paint can shook and spilled everywhere.

I tried to talk after that, but all I could do was gag.

a buffoon from New Jersey who walks like he’s carrying two paint cans full of rage

That guy from Jersey walks like he just won a paint can fight.

He puffed out his chest and looked like he was about to throw paint at someone.

I saw him flex and almost broke the paint cans in his hands.

tits so big they look like they could carry a whole can of paint, and still be firm

Her tits are like two giant paint cans full of energy.

They’re so huge, I think she’s gonna spill paint all over me.

Those tits could hold up an entire wall.

a person who hates your guts and will throw shade at you like it’s a paint can

My neighbor is such a hater, he throws shade like it’s free.

That guy said I was the worst ever. So I threw him a paint can.

He just called me ugly and I almost laughed in his face.

a pressurized can of paint that’s so full it probably wants to scream, but it can’t because there’s a tiny marble inside

That paint can is so full it looks like it might explode any second.

The little marble inside makes the paint go all runny and messy.

Krylon is so fast it feels like you’re getting sprayed by a firehose.

a broke ass fool who eats garbage, sleeps on benches, and steals money just to survive

He eats bag fries out of the trash like it’s a delicacy.

That guy sleeps on a bench with his shoe as a pillow. No joke.

He stole my lunch money because he had no food.

paint boy

A paint boy is someone who knows so much about paint, it makes your brain hurt. He'll mix colors just for fun like it's his full-time job and you're the idiot who asked him to do it.

I walked in asking for blue paint. He mixed 12 different colors and called it 'the soul of the ocean.' I left with a headache.

He turned my living room into a rainbow just because he thought it was 'cool.'

He made me pick a color before I even knew what paint was.

paint boy

Mike McClendon from Sand Springs, Oklahoma is the real deal. He’s not just some guy, he’s a legend who works at the store and knows more about paint than your mom knows about your grades.

He told me I should’ve painted my house in 2014. I didn’t listen. Now it’s too late.

He once yelled at a customer for using 'too much white.'

I asked him what color to use on my dog's room. He said, 'You’re an idiot.'