Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a metal can that holds paint, but also slaps stupid people so hard they think they’re in a paint factory explosion

That paint can just gave my cousin a slap that made her cry like a baby.

My uncle got hit by a paint can and now he’s mad at the whole world.

I saw a paint can beat up a guy who tried to steal his lunch.

2

when some guy cums in your mouth so hard, you feel like you’re eating a messy paint job

My ex cummed in my mouth and I felt like I was drinking glue.

He cummed so loud, the paint can shook and spilled everywhere.

I tried to talk after that, but all I could do was gag.

3

a buffoon from New Jersey who walks like he’s carrying two paint cans full of rage

That guy from Jersey walks like he just won a paint can fight.

He puffed out his chest and looked like he was about to throw paint at someone.

I saw him flex and almost broke the paint cans in his hands.

4

tits so big they look like they could carry a whole can of paint, and still be firm

Her tits are like two giant paint cans full of energy.

They’re so huge, I think she’s gonna spill paint all over me.

Those tits could hold up an entire wall.

5

a person who hates your guts and will throw shade at you like it’s a paint can

My neighbor is such a hater, he throws shade like it’s free.

That guy said I was the worst ever. So I threw him a paint can.

He just called me ugly and I almost laughed in his face.

6

a pressurized can of paint that’s so full it probably wants to scream, but it can’t because there’s a tiny marble inside

That paint can is so full it looks like it might explode any second.

The little marble inside makes the paint go all runny and messy.

Krylon is so fast it feels like you’re getting sprayed by a firehose.

7

a broke ass fool who eats garbage, sleeps on benches, and steals money just to survive

He eats bag fries out of the trash like it’s a delicacy.

That guy sleeps on a bench with his shoe as a pillow. No joke.

He stole my lunch money because he had no food.