paint boy

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#paint nerd#color fiend#overkill

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A paint boy is someone who knows so much about paint, it makes your brain hurt. He'll mix colors just for fun like it's his full-time job and you're the idiot who asked him to do it.
I walked in asking for blue paint. He mixed 12 different colors and called it 'the soul of the ocean.' I left with a headache.
He turned my living room into a rainbow just because he thought it was 'cool.'
He made me pick a color before I even knew what paint was.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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Mike McClendon from Sand Springs, Oklahoma is the real deal. He’s not just some guy, he’s a legend who works at the store and knows more about paint than your mom knows about your grades.
He told me I should’ve painted my house in 2014. I didn’t listen. Now it’s too late.
He once yelled at a customer for using 'too much white.'
I asked him what color to use on my dog's room. He said, 'You’re an idiot.'
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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A Yakuza is a gangster who wears suits and carries a knife. They don’t just paint walls, they paint your life with blood if you mess up.
He walked in, said ‘you owe me,’ and painted my wall with red paint. I didn’t even know what he looked like.
He threatened to cut my hand off if I didn’t pick the right color for his office.
I asked him for a discount. He said ‘no’ and painted my car black.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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