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paint boy
A Yakuza is a gangster who wears suits and carries a knife. They don’t just paint walls, they paint your life with blood if you mess up.
He walked in, said ‘you owe me,’ and painted my wall with red paint. I didn’t even know what he looked like.
He threatened to cut my hand off if I didn’t pick the right color for his office.
I asked him for a discount. He said ‘no’ and painted my car black.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint and chill
A fake excuse for hanging out so you don’t have to admit you’re actually trying to avoid your friends.
Hey, wanna hang? I said paint and chill. You know what that means.
Paint and chill? Yeah, that’s just code for not wanting to talk about my failed relationship.
I told my mom I was going out with my friend. She asked why. I said paint and chill.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint and chill
A lie you tell your friends to make it sound like you’re doing something cool, when really you just want to be alone.
Paint and chill? That’s just a fancy way of saying I’m hiding from my ex.
I told my friend paint and chill. She said that’s the worst excuse ever.
He said paint and chill. I knew he was lying.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint and chill
What you say when you’re too chicken to admit you're just hanging out because you don’t want to talk about your life.
I said paint and chill. She asked why. I said I didn’t wanna talk about my job.
He called me for paint and chill. I knew he was avoiding his mom.
Paint and chill? That’s what you say when you’re too scared to be honest.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint and chill
A cover story for your friends so they don’t realize you're just lazy and don't wanna do anything.
Paint and chill? That’s the best excuse I’ve ever heard. It means he’s too lazy to leave his room.
She said paint and chill, but I know she was just being lazy again.
He told me he was going for paint and chill. I knew it was a lie.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint and chill
A sneaky way to say you’re hanging out without telling your friends you’re just trying to avoid being serious.
He said paint and chill, but I know he’s avoiding his girlfriend.
She texted me for paint and chill. I knew she didn’t want to talk about her problems.
I called him for paint and chill because I knew he was being sneaky.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint and chill
A fake reason you give your friends so they don’t ask why you’re not doing anything else.
He said paint and chill. I asked why. He said he didn’t wanna talk about his job.
She called me for paint and chill because she was too scared to admit she had nothing to do.
Paint and chill? That’s the worst excuse I’ve ever heard.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint a turd pink
My enemies are trying to trick you by making a stinking pile look like a sweet treat.
They promised me a cake but gave me a plate of diarrhea.
He said the deal was golden, but it’s just a bunch of garbage.
She told me I’d be rich, but I’m still broke and covered in shame.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint a turd pink
They're making a mess look fancy so you'll fall for their stupid plan.
He painted the toilet with glitter and called it art.
She turned her debt into a business plan and called it genius.
He made his mistakes look like wins and said it was strategy.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint a turd pink
They're trying to make something gross sound like the best thing ever.
He told me I’d get a million dollars, but it’s just a lie and some bad coffee.
She said her plan was perfect, but it's just a bunch of nonsense.
He called his failure a success and asked for more money.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint a rembrandt
to poop so good it looks like art
I painted a rembrandt in the middle of math class.
That turd was a masterpiece. I painted a rembrandt.
He pooped so loud, it sounded like a rembrandt.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint a rembrandt
to take such a long shit it feels legendary
I painted a rembrandt during lunch. It took forever.
She painted a rembrandt and left the toilet seat up.
He painted a rembrandt while yelling at his mom.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint a rembrandt
to poop so messy it looks like a disaster
I painted a rembrandt and the toilet clogged.
He painted a rembrandt and the whole class smelled it.
She painted a rembrandt in the hallway.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint a rembrandt
to poop so much you become a legend
He painted a rembrandt every day and got famous.
I painted a rembrandt and my teacher yelled at me.
She painted a rembrandt in the bathroom and left a note.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint a rembrandt
to poop like you're trying to win an award
I painted a rembrandt during the school play.
He painted a rembrandt and got extra dessert.
She painted a rembrandt in the principal’s office.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint a rembrandt
to poop so hard it sounds like a drum solo
I painted a rembrandt and it echoed through the halls.
He painted a rembrandt in the gym during PE.
She painted a rembrandt and made the whole class laugh.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint a masterpiece
A fake excuse to say you're gonna draw something amazing, but really you just want to upload some bad art so no one gets in your way.
Bro, I'm paintin' a masterpiece. Don't bother me.
He said he was paintin' a masterpiece. Turns out it was just a doodle of a sad pizza.
She posted her 'masterpiece' and got 2 likes. One from her mom.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint a masterpiece
What a guy says when he wants to have wild sex with a girl, but he doesn't know how to say it without sounding stupid.
He said, 'I'm gonna paint a masterpiece.' I just rolled my eyes and took off my shirt.
She told him she was gonna paint a masterpiece. He got hard in 2 seconds.
He DM'd me: 'Hey, I'm paintin' a masterpiece tonight. Want to join?'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint a bitch
To blow someone up with a grenade
He painted a bitch in the middle of the park.
She got blown up during lunch break.
The kid was eating a burger when it happened.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
paint a bitch
To shoot someone with a big gun
He painted a bitch in the mall parking lot.
The guy was texting and got shot.
She screamed before she died.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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