paint a bitch
To make someone disappear like they were never there
He painted a bitch and no one saw him.
She vanished in the middle of the street.
The cop didn’t even notice.
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paint a bitch
To shoot someone with a bullet that never misses
He painted a bitch and hit his target.
She was texting when the bullet came.
No one knew where he was hiding.
paint a bitch
To shoot someone so fast they didn’t even know what happened
He painted a bitch in under a second.
She blinked and then she was gone.
The bullet came before the scream.
paint a bitch
To shoot someone with a gun that screams at them
He painted a bitch and the gun yelled too.
She heard it before she died.
The gun was angry and loud.
paint a birmingham
Making up after a huge fight, like magic but with more cussing and less glitter.
After screaming at each other for hours, they shook hands like enemies who just became besties.
He texted her a photo of his face covered in ketchup, and she laughed so hard she cried.
They hugged it out, then immediately fought again over whose turn it was to do the dishes.
paint a birmingham
When a woman sneaks around on her guy, then makes up by giving him a face full of cum and a back massage.
She came home with a black eye and a smile, then proceeded to give him a backrub he never asked for.
He found out she was cheating through his best friend, who also happened to be her new boyfriend.
After getting caught red-handed, she turned it into a full-blown sex session just to shut him up.
paint
The worst art tool ever made. It’s like drawing with a broken crayon while high on glitter.
My kid used Paint to make a dragon that looks like a smudge.
I tried to draw a cat and it came out like a confused blob.
That portrait of my mom looks like she got run over by a paint can.
paint
Cocaine in powder form. It’s the same stuff that makes people talk nonsense and forget their pants are on fire.
Paint is my lunchtime drug. Helps me survive meetings.
I snorted Paint before my boss walked in. He didn’t notice.
I used Paint to stay awake during the whole movie.
paint
When someone’s messy cum leaves a sticky trail on your junk or their rubber during butt sex.
My boyfriend left Paint on my condom. It was like a breakfast cereal run.
She painted the inside of me so hard, I felt like a canvas.
After that night, my pants had more Paint than my art class.
paint
The box around the basket in basketball. It’s usually colorful and looks like it was painted by a toddler with a crayon.
He missed the shot because he didn’t know where the Paint was.
That kid painted the whole court with his sneakers.
The Paint is red, but it looks like it was thrown at the floor.
paint
Semen. The stuff men shoot out when they’re happy or excited. Sometimes it’s white and sticky like melted cheese.
He shot Paint all over my shirt. I looked like a mess.
That boy had so much Paint, he could fertilize a whole garden.
She got covered in Paint after that big kiss.
paint
The king and queen cards in poker. They’re the cool ones who always win.
I had a Paint and a 5. That’s not good.
She had two Paints and took all my money.
Paint beats anything except another Paint.
paint
A zone in basketball where you can’t hang out for more than three seconds. It’s like a time-out but for your feet.
He stood in the Paint for five seconds and got called out.
She stayed in the Paint too long. The ref screamed at her.
That kid was in the Paint so much, he forgot to play.
painsville
a crummy town in Ohio where the haunted houses are so bad they make your brain hurt
I went to Painsville and my ghost looked like my mom after she drank coffee
The haunted house there screamed louder than my brother's crush
That place is worse than a math test on a Tuesday
painsville
a hole in the ground where Ohio sends all its bad vibes and haunted houses
Painsville is like a haunted house that also has a job interview
I saw a ghost there who was just tired of being haunted
That town is so spooky it gave my dog the willies
painsville
a place where haunted houses are so loud they make your ears bleed and your brain explode
Painsville is like a haunted house that also has a megaphone
I went there once and my ghost told me to shut up
That town is louder than my teacher yelling at the class
painstick
A weapon that hits your face so hard it feels like your nose got a punch from a meatball
My cousin got a painstick from his dad for eating my mom's favorite cookie
I got a painstick during soccer practice because I missed the goal
My brother got a painstick from his friend for stealing his lunch
painstick
When someone kicks your face so hard it feels like you were born on a trampoline
I got a painstick because I said my teacher's hair looked like a dog’s butt
My sister got kicked in the face by our dad for not doing her homework
I got a painstick from my friend after I told his mom he was a bad cook
painstick
A kick that hits your face so hard you think your brain is going to come out
I got a painstick for telling my brother he looked like a pigeon
My dad gave me a painstick because I spilled his coffee
My friend got a painstick from his mom for saying her cooking was worse than a zombie's breakfast
painstakingly
doing something so slow and careful it feels like you're doing it for your grandpa’s funeral.
I painstakingly chose which sock to wear. It was a war between the blue one and the gray one.
She painstakingly picked each candy out of the bag. One wrong move and the whole thing would collapse.
He painstakingly cleaned his keyboard. There was no way he was going to type with chocolate residue on it.