painstick

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A weapon that hits your face so hard it feels like your nose got a punch from a meatball

My cousin got a painstick from his dad for eating my mom's favorite cookie

I got a painstick during soccer practice because I missed the goal

My brother got a painstick from his friend for stealing his lunch

When someone kicks your face so hard it feels like you were born on a trampoline

I got a painstick because I said my teacher's hair looked like a dog’s butt

My sister got kicked in the face by our dad for not doing her homework

I got a painstick from my friend after I told his mom he was a bad cook

A kick that hits your face so hard you think your brain is going to come out

I got a painstick for telling my brother he looked like a pigeon

My dad gave me a painstick because I spilled his coffee

My friend got a painstick from his mom for saying her cooking was worse than a zombie's breakfast