Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The worst art tool ever made. It’s like drawing with a broken crayon while high on glitter.

My kid used Paint to make a dragon that looks like a smudge.

I tried to draw a cat and it came out like a confused blob.

That portrait of my mom looks like she got run over by a paint can.

2

Cocaine in powder form. It’s the same stuff that makes people talk nonsense and forget their pants are on fire.

Paint is my lunchtime drug. Helps me survive meetings.

I snorted Paint before my boss walked in. He didn’t notice.

I used Paint to stay awake during the whole movie.

3

When someone’s messy cum leaves a sticky trail on your junk or their rubber during butt sex.

My boyfriend left Paint on my condom. It was like a breakfast cereal run.

She painted the inside of me so hard, I felt like a canvas.

After that night, my pants had more Paint than my art class.

4

The box around the basket in basketball. It’s usually colorful and looks like it was painted by a toddler with a crayon.

He missed the shot because he didn’t know where the Paint was.

That kid painted the whole court with his sneakers.

The Paint is red, but it looks like it was thrown at the floor.

5

Semen. The stuff men shoot out when they’re happy or excited. Sometimes it’s white and sticky like melted cheese.

He shot Paint all over my shirt. I looked like a mess.

That boy had so much Paint, he could fertilize a whole garden.

She got covered in Paint after that big kiss.

6

The king and queen cards in poker. They’re the cool ones who always win.

I had a Paint and a 5. That’s not good.

She had two Paints and took all my money.

Paint beats anything except another Paint.

7

A zone in basketball where you can’t hang out for more than three seconds. It’s like a time-out but for your feet.

He stood in the Paint for five seconds and got called out.

She stayed in the Paint too long. The ref screamed at her.

That kid was in the Paint so much, he forgot to play.