paint it green and throw it in the grass

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you said that when something was so bad it deserved to be tossed like old socks

I tried that new app and it crashed twice. Paint it green and throw it in the grass.

My cousin's haircut looked like a raccoon attacked him. Paint it green and throw it in the grass.

That pizza was so burnt it could start a fire. Paint it green and throw it in the grass.

you said that when something was so dumb you wanted to bury it

That movie was worse than my math test. Paint it green and throw it in the grass.

My boss gave me a task that made no sense. Paint it green and throw it in the grass.

That joke was like listening to a frog tell a story. Paint it green and throw it in the grass.

you said that when something was so bad you wanted to feed it to the squirrels

That game was slower than a snail on a treadmill. Paint it green and throw it in the grass.

My sister's singing could wake the dead. Paint it green and throw it in the grass.

That homework looked like a witch wrote it. Paint it green and throw it in the grass.