paint protection - A fancy way to say your car won’t get scratched, unless you’

A fancy way to say your car won’t get scratched, unless you’re really bad at parking.

I got paint protection and still managed to scrape my car into a tree. I’m a failure.

This thing is amazing… until you hit a curb like it’s your enemy.

Paint protection failed me when I tried to park in a garage that didn’t exist.