paint the bushes

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When you drink so much you throw up on bushes like they owe you money. People say it before the puking happens, just to be extra annoying.

I painted the bushes before I even knew what was happening.

He said he'd paint the bushes, then proceeded to vomit on three separate shrubs.

She drank six shots and declared war on the bushes.

You get so wasted you puke on bushes like they're your enemy. It’s a pre-vomiting brag.

I painted the bushes, then realized I had no idea where I was.

He painted the bushes and then fell into a bush.

She drank until she could paint the bushes with her eyes closed.

You get so drunk you throw up on bushes like they’re your ex. People say it before you actually do it, just to be dramatic.

I painted the bushes and then fell asleep in a hedge.

He said he'd paint the bushes, then puked on a squirrel.

She drank until she could paint the bushes with her mouth.

You get so trashed you vomit on bushes like they're your best friend. It's basically a promise you're going to be sick.

She painted the bushes and then cried in a tree.

He painted the bushes, then tried to eat them.

I painted the bushes and then passed out on a bench.

You get so wasted you puke on bushes like they’re your worst nightmare. It’s said before the mess happens, just to be extra gross.

I painted the bushes and then tried to run away from my own vomit.

He painted the bushes, then fell into a puddle of his own puke.

She drank so much she painted the bushes with her last breath.

You get so drunk you vomit on bushes like they’re your personal trash can. People say it before you even start throwing up.

I painted the bushes and then tried to clean them with my hands.

He painted the bushes, then took a nap in a bush.

She drank until she turned the bushes into her own vomit art.