paint the fence
When a guy jacks off in front of people and acts like no one is watching.
He did it during a Zoom meeting.
His sister walked in on him.
The whole class saw it.
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paint the fence
When a guy slides his penis up and down a woman's vagina like he's trying to wet the floor.
He did it in the back of the bus.
She was so turned on she didn’t notice the smell.
They were both laughing too hard to stop.
paint the fence
When a girl licks from her butt to her pussy like she's trying to clean the kitchen.
She did it during lunch.
Her friend walked in on her.
He was so distracted he forgot his food.
paint the fence
When someone skips school or work for no real reason, like they're just tired and don’t want to face the world.
He said he was doing laundry but was really on TikTok.
She told her mom she had a stomachache.
He missed class because he wanted to sleep.
paint the dog
Hitting the dog in secret. Like you're jerking off.
He paints the dog every morning before work.
She paints the dog during lunch breaks like it's a job.
They paint the dog in the car on road trips.
paint the dog
Beating up the dog behind closed doors. Just you and your hand.
He paints the dog when no one is looking.
She paints the dog in her bedroom at night.
They paint the dog during a Zoom meeting.
paint the dog
Kicking the dog alone. Like it's your personal workout.
He paints the dog in his room when he’s bored.
She paints the dog during a break at work.
They paint the dog while waiting for food.
paint the ceiling red
A fancy way of saying you exploded your head so hard the ceiling got a blood splatter party
My cousin painted the ceiling red after his dad caught him smoking weed
She said she was going to paint the ceiling red and then just screamed and fired the gun
He texted me 'I painted the ceiling red' right before I heard the bang
paint the ceiling red
When you take a shotgun to your head so violently it looks like you had a brain explosion
My neighbor painted the ceiling red because he got fired
He said 'I’m painting the ceiling red' and then just went silent
She texted me 'I did it' and I heard a loud bang
paint the ceiling red
A messy way to die where your brain goes all over the ceiling like confetti
He painted the ceiling red because he had no money left
She said 'I’m going to paint the ceiling red' and then never came home
My friend texted me 'I just painted the ceiling red, it was worth it'
paint the ceiling
Shooting yourself in the head so hard you’re surprised your brain didn’t go through the roof
My uncle painted the ceiling after he missed a shot and the gun went off in his face
He painted the ceiling because he thought it was a target practice
I painted the ceiling when my mom told me to stop yelling at the TV
paint the ceiling
Jacking off while sitting in a lazy boy like you’re king of the world
He painted the ceiling during lunch break, nobody knew what happened
She was painting the ceiling and her coworker had to clean up after her
I painted the ceiling because I forgot my pants at home
paint the ceiling
You haven’t touched yourself in two weeks so you punch your monkey and spray everywhere like a firehose
He painted the ceiling after his girlfriend left him
She painted the ceiling because her cat walked across her face
I painted the ceiling when I heard my mom yelling at the neighbor
paint the ceiling
Blowing your brains out so hard you could paint a mural on the ceiling with your brain matter
He painted the ceiling because he thought it was a target
She painted the ceiling after her ex said she was ugly
I painted the ceiling when my dog bit me
paint the ceiling
Committing suicide so bad your brains and blood go all over the ceiling like it’s a canvas
He painted the ceiling after he lost his job
She painted the ceiling because her phone broke
I painted the ceiling when my neighbor yelled at me
paint the ceiling
A man sits on a woman while she licks his gooch and uses condiments to make art
He painted the ceiling during a lunch break, nobody knew what happened
She painted the ceiling because her coworker asked her to
I painted the ceiling when I saw my mom in the kitchen
paint the bushes
When you drink so much you throw up on bushes like they owe you money. People say it before the puking happens, just to be extra annoying.
I painted the bushes before I even knew what was happening.
He said he'd paint the bushes, then proceeded to vomit on three separate shrubs.
She drank six shots and declared war on the bushes.
paint the bushes
You get so wasted you puke on bushes like they're your enemy. It’s a pre-vomiting brag.
I painted the bushes, then realized I had no idea where I was.
He painted the bushes and then fell into a bush.
She drank until she could paint the bushes with her eyes closed.
paint the bushes
You get so drunk you throw up on bushes like they’re your ex. People say it before you actually do it, just to be dramatic.
I painted the bushes and then fell asleep in a hedge.
He said he'd paint the bushes, then puked on a squirrel.
She drank until she could paint the bushes with her mouth.
paint the bushes
You get so trashed you vomit on bushes like they're your best friend. It's basically a promise you're going to be sick.
She painted the bushes and then cried in a tree.
He painted the bushes, then tried to eat them.
I painted the bushes and then passed out on a bench.