paint stripper

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Homebrewed garbage that tastes like the inside of a paint can after it’s been cursed by a drunk man.
My cousin made this stuff and called it 'liquid regret.' I think he just tried to kill me.
That ain't booze. That's a curse from the devil himself.
I drank it and now my tongue feels like it’s on fire and covered in glitter.
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A cheap drink so strong it could strip paint off a wall and then laugh at you.
I drank that stuff and my face turned red like I was on fire.
That’s not a drink. That’s a chemical weapon from the 80s.
I had to sit down after that because my head felt like it was going to explode.
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The kind of alcohol you drink when you're too broke to buy real booze and too drunk to care.
I had to chug that stuff like it was my last chance at life.
That's not a drink. That’s a punishment from God.
After one sip, I knew I’d never be the same again.
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