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pair of dykes
Two women who’ve had it with long shlongs, or two wire cutters ready to end a man’s day
My aunt and her girlfriend are dykes. They kicked out the whole group of guys.
That pair of dykes just walked in, and I know they’re here for revenge.
I asked my teacher if she was a dyke, she said I’d regret it.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
pair of dykes
Two women who’ve been through enough long shlongs to know when to cut them, or two wire cutters with a vendetta
My mom and her friend are dykes. They took down the whole bar last night.
That pair of dykes just showed up at my house, I’m gonna die from embarrassment.
I told my brother he was a dyke, and now he’s coming after me.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
pair of clown shoes
A total waste of space, the kind of person who thinks loud is smart.
My cousin wears clown shoes at work. He yells in meetings like he's on a football team.
That guy at the mall kept dancing to elevator music. I swear he’s a clown shoe.
My friend’s dog barks at everything. It’s like living with a clown shoe.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
pair of clown shoes
A person so bad at life, they probably got kicked out of heaven.
My neighbor thinks he's a rockstar. He sings in the shower like it’s a concert.
My teacher lets kids run around during class. It’s like she’s a clown shoe.
That kid drew on the walls with crayons. I don’t even know what that was.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
pair of clown shoes
The worst kind of person who thinks being loud makes them cool.
My brother’s voice is louder than a fire alarm. He’s like a clown shoe in a library.
That kid at the park shouted his name so loud, the birds flew away.
My mom talks to her plants like they're celebrities. She's a clown shoe.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
pair of chidds
A couple of people who have so many inside jokes they could fill a toilet. Some are good. Most are trash. They probably live in a bunker under a mountain that smells like old pizza.
Hey bro, remember when we tried to make a sandwich with 17 layers? That was the day you said 'bacon is the soul of man.'
Why did you text me at 3 AM with a picture of a sock and say 'this is the beginning of the end'? I still don’t know.
I still laugh when you yell 'chips are life' during math tests.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
pair of chidds
Two people who have so many jokes they could start a religion. Some of them are actually funny. Others make me want to throw up. They might live in the back of a truck that smells like cheese and regret.
You called me at midnight just to argue about whether ketchup is a sauce or a betrayal. I still don’t know what that means.
We once made a whole movie out of our lunch break. It was 3 minutes long, and it had a dragon.
When you yell 'I will never eat tacos again' after one bite, I just laugh because I remember when you ate 20.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
pair of chidds
A duo who have so many jokes they could make a dog cry. Some are good. Most are garbage. They probably live in a cave with a fridge that only has pizza and despair.
You messaged me during math class saying 'the answer is 42, you fool' when the question was about apples. I had to ask for help.
We once turned our homework into a rap battle. It got us detention. And it was worth it.
You said 'I will die on this hill' over a single French fry. That’s not even funny.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
pair of britney
a stupid way to ask for two beers like you’re still in middle school
Britney, I need a pair of Britney before class ends.
Hey bartender, give me a pair of Britney or I’ll tell your mom about your crush.
I’m not ordering two beers. I’m getting a pair of Britney.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
pair of britney
when you’re too cheap to buy two beers but still want to look cool
A pair of Britney is the only way I’m spending $5 tonight.
I said a pair of Britney, not two beers. That’s what my brother does.
Pair of Britney? Sounds fancy. I’ll take that.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
pair of britney
a loud and messy way to say you want two beers and don’t care if the bar explodes
I’m getting a pair of Britney, and I’m not sorry.
The bartender said no. I yelled ‘pair of Britney’ until he gave me both.
Pair of Britney? More like a scream of Britney.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
pair of
Two things, like two pieces of junk you would never wear again
I got a pair of socks that look like they were worn by a raccoon
My mom gave me a pair of shoes that smell like old cheese
My brother and I are the worst pair of brothers ever
by Slangipedia 6d ago
pair of
Something from London, now used in Brum more than anywhere. It’s also what you feel when someone tells you your face is like a sad clown
My crush said I looked like a pair of sad shoes
That joke was so bad, it felt like a pair of cringe
When my mom told me my hair looked like a pair of failed experiments
by Slangipedia 6d ago
pair of
A made-up word by fans for when Peter Petrelli and Claire Bennet are being extra dramatic on the show
I would have watched 10 more episodes if Paire was canon
My friend is obsessed with Paire, he even named his goldfish after them
When I asked why they were so in love, my friend said it’s because of Paire
by Slangipedia 6d ago
pair of
The two things on a woman that people like to stare at and comment on
My teacher stared at me like I had a pair of neon lights for breasts
I got called out in class for having a pair of visible snacks
He said my breast looked like a pair of pizza pies
by Slangipedia 6d ago
pair of
Two cards that look the same, like when you’re playing with your idiot cousin and he keeps winning
I had a pair of kings, but my brother had a pair of queens
My friend said I had a pair of jokers, but it was just a trick
When I got a pair of eights, I thought I’d won the game
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pair of
Another word for breasts, like when your mom says you're eating too much and looks at you like you have a pair of balloons
My friend said her breast looked like a pair of overfilled bags
I got called out in class because my breast looked like a pair of squishy snacks
When I ate 10 burgers, my mom told me I had a pair of bloated balloons
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pair of
When something happens to you and people laugh at you so hard they start crying
I walked into class in a dress and everyone laughed like it was the best joke ever
My friend tripped on his shoe, and I got called out for being a pair of witnesses
I told my crush I liked him, and he said I looked like a pair of embarrassed cows
by Slangipedia 6d ago
pair cut
When two barbers rip each other's hair off like it's a bad idea.
My barber cut my hair so bad I had to cut his back.
They looked like they were trying to start a war with scissors.
After the pair cut, I thought they were both bald now.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
pair cut
Two barbers giving each other haircuts like it's a prison sentence.
They took turns cutting each other’s heads until they looked like prisoners.
It was like they were both doing time for bad hair.
After the pair cut, they didn’t know which way was up.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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