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pair of medics

When you’re so hurt you need two people just to keep you from being a total disaster

I got kicked in the face and was blubbering like I’d lost my entire life, so my friends had to help me stand

My foot was swollen and I was groaning like I’d been through hell, so two people had to carry me

I got run over by a bus and was moaning like I was dying, so my buddies had to hold me up

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pair of jugs

Two meaty sacks that make your brain go soft.

My cousin saw her at the mall and dropped his phone.

He stared at them like they were a free pizza.

I swear he got a nosebleed just looking.

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pair of jugs

A set of floating melons that make you want to punch the sky.

She walked in and my friend fell over.

He tried to whisper but screamed instead.

I had to leave before I made a scene.

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pair of jugs

Two bouncy bags that make you forget your own name.

He saw her and forgot how to walk.

She smiled and he turned into a baboon.

I had to drag him out before he died.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

pair of js

A blow job and a hand job done by someone who smells like old socks and regret

He said he’d do the whole thing for $10. I walked out before he even took off his shirt.

She asked if we could add a foot job just to be extra mean.

I got a pair of JS and a lecture about my bad life choices.

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pair of js

A mouth full of cum and a hand full of meat from someone who probably doesn’t wash their clothes

He gave me a pair of JS and then asked if I wanted a side of shame.

I got the JS, but it came with a free laugh and a dirty comment.

She did the JS and said she’d do more if I paid her in snacks.

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pair of js

Blow job and hand job given by someone who thinks they’re a rockstar and you’re their groupie

He said he was doing me a favor. I think he just wanted to flex.

She did the JS and then took a selfie with my phone.

I got the pair of JS, but it came with a bad attitude and a free eye-roll.

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pair annoyed

Feeling like your chest is about to be laughed at by a crowd of guys.

My bra was on backwards and I didn’t even notice until someone snorted.

I tried to flex but my shirt just hung there like it was embarrassed.

He asked me if I had a twin and I told him no, I just had a bad day.

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pair annoyed

When you look in the mirror and your whole body is judging you.

I did my hair and my chest just stared back like it was saying 'this isn’t happening.'

My shirt button fell off and I had to hold it up with my hand.

He told me I looked like a ghost and I said thanks, I’ve been dead all week.

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pair annoyed

The rage of seeing someone else’s boobs while yours are just there.

I walked into the room and my friend was like 'look at her, she’s got it all.'

He turned around and I had to hide behind a couch.

My shirt was on backwards and now I have to live with that.

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pair of joogers

A pair of joogers is like two sagging slabs of meat that hang down so low you think they're gonna trip over their own flabbiness

My aunt’s joogers look like they’ve been in a wrestling match with gravity

He asked for a second helping because the joogers were practically drooling

She wore a bra that looked like it was made of duct tape and regret

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pair of joogers

Joogers are what happens when your chest is so loose it could be used as a hammock for three fat cats

Her joogers jiggled like they had their own heartbeat

He said he’d marry her if she promised to never stop bouncing her joogers

They were so low, you could see the floor between them

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pair of joogers

A pair of joogers is like two giant meaty pillows that are too tired to hold up

Her joogers were so big, they looked like they had their own zip code

He said he could nap on her joogers if she let him

They sagged so low, it was like watching a pantomime of sadness

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pair of go fasters

A pair of go fasters is shoes that make you run like a speed demon with no brain

I wore my go fasters and ran past my mom like she was slow

My dog tried to chase me but I had the go fasters on

I got in trouble for wearing go fasters in the hallway

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pair of go fasters

A pair of go fasters is shoes you wear when you want to make your teacher cry

My go fasters made me run so fast I missed the bell

I wore my go fasters and ran out of class like a thief

The principal saw me in my go fasters and gave me a warning

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pair of go fasters

A pair of go fasters is the only thing that can save you from being late

I was going to be late but my go fasters made me run like a race car

My friend wore his go fasters and got there before me

I slipped on the floor but my go fasters helped me stand up

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pair of east westers

Two big melons spaced so far apart one’s facing the sun the other’s in the dark.

My aunt has a pair of east westers that could make a football field look cozy.

He stared at her like she’d just invented pizza and a curse.

I told my mom I was gonna marry the girl across the street because her tits are literally east and west.

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pair of east westers

Titties so far apart you could park a truck between them and still have room to take a dump.

My neighbor’s got east westers that could make the moon look like it’s late for work.

He asked her if she had a map because his brain was lost.

I told my friend I’d rather wrestle bears than deal with that gap.

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pair of east westers

Boobs so far apart one’s in the morning and the other’s already at night.

Her east westers are like a time zone change for my brain.

He asked if she had a GPS because he was confused.

I told my brother her titties were so spread out they could start their own country.

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pair of dykes

Two ladies who’ve had enough of long ones, or a set of wire cutters ready to slice through the shlong’s

My mom and her best friend are a pair of dykes. They’re taking down the whole bar.

I saw two dykes at the gym. They were lifting weights and screaming about their exes.

That pair of dykes just walked in, I can already tell they’re gonna ruin the party.

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