pair of joogers

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#grandma vibes#bra failure#floppy fun

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A pair of joogers is like two sagging slabs of meat that hang down so low you think they're gonna trip over their own flabbiness
My aunt’s joogers look like they’ve been in a wrestling match with gravity
He asked for a second helping because the joogers were practically drooling
She wore a bra that looked like it was made of duct tape and regret
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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Joogers are what happens when your chest is so loose it could be used as a hammock for three fat cats
Her joogers jiggled like they had their own heartbeat
He said he’d marry her if she promised to never stop bouncing her joogers
They were so low, you could see the floor between them
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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A pair of joogers is like two giant meaty pillows that are too tired to hold up
Her joogers were so big, they looked like they had their own zip code
He said he could nap on her joogers if she let him
They sagged so low, it was like watching a pantomime of sadness
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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