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pair of wankers

Two shagging lunatics who think they’re the best love makers in Wales, even though their wanks are louder than a bus crash

They once fought over who had the bigger wank at a festival and it ended with both of them getting kicked out

Their neighbors complain every time they have a wanking session at 2 AM

They tried to start a love making competition and half the town showed up just to laugh at them

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pair of wankers

Two f***ing wankers from Wales who think they’re the best lovers in the world, even though their wanks are more famous than the Queen

They got into a fight with a local celebrity because they said their wanks were better

They tried to open a love making school but it failed because no one wanted to learn from them

Their pet sheep started copying them and now everyone thinks sheep can wank too

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pair of shoes

When a batter gets three strikes and looks like an idiot because they didn’t even swing.

My cousin struck out looking and looked like he just failed math class.

The kid at the game got called strike three and blinked like he was confused.

I got struck out looking and my face said I had no idea what was happening.

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pair of shoes

A person who is so bad at something it makes you want to throw up.

My brother tried to play chess and lost in five moves. He’s a total nobody.

That guy tried to dance and looked like he was possessed by a robot.

She tried to sing and sounded like a cat that got run over.

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pair of shoes

Either a grandma peeking at your phone or someone who has nothing better to do.

My grandma was spying on my TikTok and said, 'That’s not how you dance!'

I saw my neighbor just staring at the sky like it was giving him a report card.

My cousin sat there for an hour looking at his phone like he was waiting for God.

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pair of shoes

Something that is exactly your style or taste. Like it was made just for you.

I love pizza, and this is my favorite kind of pizza, it’s like I was born to eat this.

This music is perfect, like the universe made it just for me.

That shirt fits me like it knew me from birth.

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pair of shoes

A total idiot who acts like they’re the king of everything.

My friend thinks he’s a genius because he can do math in his head. He’s not.

That guy talks like he invented the wheel, but he still uses Google Maps.

She thinks she’s amazing just because she knows how to use a toaster.

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pair of scotts

A pair of Scott's is when one testicle is smooth as a baby’s butt and the other looks like it was dragged through a hedge

My buddy said his pair of Scott’s looked like a bald eagle and a raccoon got stuck in a sock

She texted me, 'Your Scott’s are worse than my ex’s breath at 3 AM'

He posted on Twitter: 'Pair of Scott’s = one testicle is a loaf of bread, the other is a dirt pile'

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pair of scotts

A pair of Scott's is when your nuts are like two different people who hate each other

My buddy said, 'I’ve got a bald nut and a hairy nut. They’re in a war.'

She DM’d me: 'Your Scott’s look like one was born in a spa and the other in a sewer.'

He tweeted: 'Pair of Scott’s = two nuts with completely different life choices'

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pair of scotts

A pair of Scott's is when one testicle is smooth and the other looks like it’s been in a fight

He said, 'My left nut is smooth. My right nut looks like it got hit by a brick.'

She sent me: 'Your Scott’s look like one was pampered and the other was kicked.'

He posted: 'Pair of Scott’s = one testicle is a marble, the other is a bruise'

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pair of personalities

A fancy way to say someone’s boobs are there but you don’t care enough to notice

Hey, I saw your profile. Your pair of personalities is just average.

You’re like a bagel, round and bland. Your pair of personalities doesn't even make me flinch.

I passed you in the hallway. Your pair of personalities was so boring I almost walked through a wall.

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pair of personalities

When your boobs are there, but they're like background noise in a loud party

Your pair of personalities is like my mom’s cooking, there, but not worth tasting.

I saw you at the store. Your pair of personalities was so quiet I almost missed it.

You’re like a whisper in a scream. Your pair of personalities just doesn’t stand out.

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pair of personalities

A way to describe boobs that are there but don't even bother to show up

Your pair of personalities is like my last relationship, it was there, but it didn’t matter.

I looked at you twice. Your pair of personalities just didn’t make the cut.

You’re like a broken light bulb, there, but not working.

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pair of pacifiers

Two giant boobs that shut up any guy who’s acting like a nervous idiot or asking if he should actually have sex with this woman. Only used by older women or ones who haven’t touched a man in years.

My aunt pulled out her pair of pacifiers and my uncle stopped questioning his life choices.

She just walked into the bar and the whole place went quiet. Her pacifiers were on full display.

He asked if he should take her home. She looked at him like he was stupid. Then she showed him her pacifiers.

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pair of pacifiers

Two huge and delicious tits that lure a guy in when he’s too weak to resist them. They’re basically the best kind of trap.

He was about to leave, but then she took off her shirt and he forgot why he was there.

The moment I saw her pacifiers, I knew I’d be staying late at work again.

She winked and I instantly lost my train of thought. Her pacifiers were the reason.

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pair of medics

When you’re so hurt you can’t move and need two people to carry your ass like it’s a bag of garbage

I got hit by a truck and my buddy had to drag me out of the road like I was a dead raccoon

My knee exploded and my friend had to hold my leg while another guy carried me like I was a broken toy

I broke my arm and needed two people to hold me up so I didn’t fall on my face

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pair of medics

When you’re so messed up you need two people to keep you from screaming your head off

I got tackled and was screaming like a banshee, so my friends had to hold me down before I turned into a human scream machine

My leg was on fire and my buddy had to calm me down while another guy held me up

I got stabbed and two people had to keep me from running away in pain

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pair of medics

When you’re so hurt you need two people just to stop you from crying like a baby

My back was on fire and I was sobbing like I’d lost my best friend, so my friends had to hold me up while I cried

I got run over by a bike and was bawling like it was the end of the world, so two people had to support me

My foot looked like a tomato and I was crying like I just failed math forever

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pair of medics

When you’re so injured you need two people to keep you from falling apart

I got thrown off a ladder and my friends had to hold me up before I collapsed like a sack of bricks

My arm was twisted and I was shaking like a leaf, so two people had to help me stand

I broke my nose and was sniffling like a sad puppy, so my buddies had to keep me from falling over

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pair of medics

When you’re so hurt you need two people to stop you from being a complete mess

I got hit by a car and was drooling like I had no brain, so my friends had to help me up

My leg looked like a sausage and I was shaking like a nervous mouse, so two people had to hold me steady

I had a bruise the size of a cow and was whining like I’d been tortured

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