pair of scotts

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A pair of Scott's is when one testicle is smooth as a baby’s butt and the other looks like it was dragged through a hedge

My buddy said his pair of Scott’s looked like a bald eagle and a raccoon got stuck in a sock

She texted me, 'Your Scott’s are worse than my ex’s breath at 3 AM'

He posted on Twitter: 'Pair of Scott’s = one testicle is a loaf of bread, the other is a dirt pile'

A pair of Scott's is when your nuts are like two different people who hate each other

My buddy said, 'I’ve got a bald nut and a hairy nut. They’re in a war.'

She DM’d me: 'Your Scott’s look like one was born in a spa and the other in a sewer.'

He tweeted: 'Pair of Scott’s = two nuts with completely different life choices'

A pair of Scott's is when one testicle is smooth and the other looks like it’s been in a fight

He said, 'My left nut is smooth. My right nut looks like it got hit by a brick.'

She sent me: 'Your Scott’s look like one was pampered and the other was kicked.'

He posted: 'Pair of Scott’s = one testicle is a marble, the other is a bruise'