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Two meaty sacks that make your brain go soft.
My cousin saw her at the mall and dropped his phone.
He stared at them like they were a free pizza.
I swear he got a nosebleed just looking.
pair of jugs
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A set of floating melons that make you want to punch the sky.
She walked in and my friend fell over.
He tried to whisper but screamed instead.
I had to leave before I made a scene.
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Two bouncy bags that make you forget your own name.
He saw her and forgot how to walk.
She smiled and he turned into a baboon.
I had to drag him out before he died.