pair of east westers

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Two big melons spaced so far apart one’s facing the sun the other’s in the dark.

My aunt has a pair of east westers that could make a football field look cozy.

He stared at her like she’d just invented pizza and a curse.

I told my mom I was gonna marry the girl across the street because her tits are literally east and west.

Titties so far apart you could park a truck between them and still have room to take a dump.

My neighbor’s got east westers that could make the moon look like it’s late for work.

He asked her if she had a map because his brain was lost.

I told my friend I’d rather wrestle bears than deal with that gap.

Boobs so far apart one’s in the morning and the other’s already at night.

Her east westers are like a time zone change for my brain.

He asked if she had a GPS because he was confused.

I told my brother her titties were so spread out they could start their own country.