pair of chidds

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A couple of people who have so many inside jokes they could fill a toilet. Some are good. Most are trash. They probably live in a bunker under a mountain that smells like old pizza.

Hey bro, remember when we tried to make a sandwich with 17 layers? That was the day you said 'bacon is the soul of man.'

Why did you text me at 3 AM with a picture of a sock and say 'this is the beginning of the end'? I still don’t know.

I still laugh when you yell 'chips are life' during math tests.

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Two people who have so many jokes they could start a religion. Some of them are actually funny. Others make me want to throw up. They might live in the back of a truck that smells like cheese and regret.

You called me at midnight just to argue about whether ketchup is a sauce or a betrayal. I still don’t know what that means.

We once made a whole movie out of our lunch break. It was 3 minutes long, and it had a dragon.

When you yell 'I will never eat tacos again' after one bite, I just laugh because I remember when you ate 20.

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A duo who have so many jokes they could make a dog cry. Some are good. Most are garbage. They probably live in a cave with a fridge that only has pizza and despair.

You messaged me during math class saying 'the answer is 42, you fool' when the question was about apples. I had to ask for help.

We once turned our homework into a rap battle. It got us detention. And it was worth it.

You said 'I will die on this hill' over a single French fry. That’s not even funny.

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