pair of chidds
A duo who have so many jokes they could make a dog cry. Some are good. Most are garbage. They probably live in a cave with a fridge that only has pizza and despair.
You messaged me during math class saying 'the answer is 42, you fool' when the question was about apples. I had to ask for help.
We once turned our homework into a rap battle. It got us detention. And it was worth it.
You said 'I will die on this hill' over a single French fry. That’s not even funny.