pair of britney

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a stupid way to ask for two beers like you’re still in middle school

Britney, I need a pair of Britney before class ends.

Hey bartender, give me a pair of Britney or I’ll tell your mom about your crush.

I’m not ordering two beers. I’m getting a pair of Britney.

when you’re too cheap to buy two beers but still want to look cool

A pair of Britney is the only way I’m spending $5 tonight.

I said a pair of Britney, not two beers. That’s what my brother does.

Pair of Britney? Sounds fancy. I’ll take that.

a loud and messy way to say you want two beers and don’t care if the bar explodes

I’m getting a pair of Britney, and I’m not sorry.

The bartender said no. I yelled ‘pair of Britney’ until he gave me both.

Pair of Britney? More like a scream of Britney.