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When two barbers rip each other's hair off like it's a bad idea.
My barber cut my hair so bad I had to cut his back.
They looked like they were trying to start a war with scissors.
After the pair cut, I thought they were both bald now.
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Two barbers giving each other haircuts like it's a prison sentence.
They took turns cutting each other’s heads until they looked like prisoners.
It was like they were both doing time for bad hair.
After the pair cut, they didn’t know which way was up.
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When two barbers give each other haircuts like it's a bet they can't lose.
They made a bet. Now both of them look like raccoons.
One barber cut the other’s head so bad, he had to cut his own.
After the pair cut, they both looked like they lost.
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