Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Two things, like two pieces of junk you would never wear again

I got a pair of socks that look like they were worn by a raccoon

My mom gave me a pair of shoes that smell like old cheese

My brother and I are the worst pair of brothers ever

2

Something from London, now used in Brum more than anywhere. It’s also what you feel when someone tells you your face is like a sad clown

My crush said I looked like a pair of sad shoes

That joke was so bad, it felt like a pair of cringe

When my mom told me my hair looked like a pair of failed experiments

3

A made-up word by fans for when Peter Petrelli and Claire Bennet are being extra dramatic on the show

I would have watched 10 more episodes if Paire was canon

My friend is obsessed with Paire, he even named his goldfish after them

When I asked why they were so in love, my friend said it’s because of Paire

4

The two things on a woman that people like to stare at and comment on

My teacher stared at me like I had a pair of neon lights for breasts

I got called out in class for having a pair of visible snacks

He said my breast looked like a pair of pizza pies

5

Two cards that look the same, like when you’re playing with your idiot cousin and he keeps winning

I had a pair of kings, but my brother had a pair of queens

My friend said I had a pair of jokers, but it was just a trick

When I got a pair of eights, I thought I’d won the game

6

Another word for breasts, like when your mom says you're eating too much and looks at you like you have a pair of balloons

My friend said her breast looked like a pair of overfilled bags

I got called out in class because my breast looked like a pair of squishy snacks

When I ate 10 burgers, my mom told me I had a pair of bloated balloons

7

When something happens to you and people laugh at you so hard they start crying

I walked into class in a dress and everyone laughed like it was the best joke ever

My friend tripped on his shoe, and I got called out for being a pair of witnesses

I told my crush I liked him, and he said I looked like a pair of embarrassed cows