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pair cut

When two barbers give each other haircuts like it's a bet they can't lose.

They made a bet. Now both of them look like raccoons.

One barber cut the other’s head so bad, he had to cut his own.

After the pair cut, they both looked like they lost.

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pair

A woman’s two meaty globes, usually the subject of every man’s useless thoughts.

'Look at that pair, I’d rip them off just to feel them.'

'She walks in like a goddess with that pair on display.'

'He stared at her pair for 10 minutes straight. Unlucky bastard.'

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pair

Two cards with the same number or face, because you’re too lazy to win with anything else.

'I just got a pair of kings. I’m gonna take your money.'

'He had a pair of fives and still lost.'

'A pair of twos? That’s the best you can do?'

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pair

The two meat sacks hanging below a dude, usually used for laughing at other people.

'He got kicked in the pair and still laughed.'

'That guy’s pair is so big they could be a separate country.'

'I’ve seen worse pairs than that.'

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pair

In cricket, getting two ducks in your two innings like you’re too weak to play properly.

'He scored two ducks in his two innings. What a waste of time.'

'That player got two ducks and didn’t even try.'

'Two ducks? That’s the worst I’ve seen this season.'

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pair

A couple of guns, because you’re too cool for one.

'He walked in with a pair of pistols. No need to say anything else.'

'She had a pair of shotguns and didn’t even blink.'

'That guy brought a pair of revolvers just to annoy me.'

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pair

A word from London meaning sad, but now used in Brum like it’s the best thing ever.

'He’s paired up because his dog ran away.'

'That movie was so bad, I’m paired to the bone.'

'She got paired after her ex left her for a chicken.'

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pair

A fake relationship made up by fans between Peter Petrelli and Claire Bennet because they wanted more drama.

'I ship Paire harder than the actual characters.'

'That fan fiction is so good, I think it’s canon now.'

'Paire or die trying.'

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paipsey

A paipsey is someone so clueless and cowardly they can't even make a decent decision without crying like a baby.

"You call that a plan? I could've done better with one eye shut!", @Paipsey4Life

"He ran from a chicken. That’s not fear, that’s paipsey.", #ChickenChaos

"She said yes to the job. Now she's crying in the bathroom like it's her first heartbreak.", @WorkWoes

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paipsey

A paipsey is someone so ugly and soft they can't even get it up, and if they did, they’d probably fall asleep mid-lick.

"He looked like he just lost a bet with a raccoon.", @UglyTruth

"She tried to kiss me. I didn’t feel anything but shame.", #BadKiss

"He’s so weak, his hair can’t even hold up.", @HairLossHater

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paipsey

Paipsey is a word for someone or something that's the worst at everything they try. They make life harder just by being there.

"He failed his math test and cried in front of the teacher.", #MathDisaster

"She tried to cook dinner, and it turned into a fire.", @BurnedDinner

"He can't even beat up a video game character.", #VideoGameFail

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paipsey

Paipsey is like the worst version of yourself. Pale, pointless, and so plain you'd rather watch paint dry than look at them.

"He looked like he hadn’t slept in a week and had never eaten.", @TrinidadTrash

"She’s so weak, she can't even hold her own coffee.", #CoffeeFail

"He's so boring, I fell asleep during his story.", @BoringBrother

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paiphilia

Paiphilia is when you get a boner for tiny magical creatures that float around like they own the place. It’s basically being a fairy’s best friend, even if you’re not one.

My crush is a goblin with wings and a bad attitude.

I passed out during a fae parade because it was too pretty.

He asked me to join his fairy squad. I said yes, but only if he stops singing.

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paiphilia

Paiphilia is the madness of being attracted to little magical things that fly or float. It’s like being a kid who still believes in fairies, but with more drama and less bedtime.

She turned into a butterfly and flew away mid-conversation.

He proposed during a pixie dance. I said yes, but only if he stops talking about his ex-fairy.

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paiphilia

Paiphilia is when you’re so into little magical creatures that it feels like your brain got replaced by a fairy. You don’t care if people laugh at you.

I followed a fae through the forest just to see where he lived.

He asked me to be his eternal companion. I said yes, but only if he stops whispering secrets in my ear.

She turned into a dragonfly and stung me for no reason.

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paiphilia

Paiphilia is when you get all hot and bothered over tiny magical beings that float around like they’re royalty. It’s basically being a fairy’s love slave.

He asked me to marry him during a fae festival. I said yes, but only if he stops talking about his ex-fairy.

She turned into a hummingbird and flew into my mouth.

I tried to impress a pixie with my magic skills, but it didn’t work.

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paiphilia

Paiphilia is being completely obsessed with tiny magical creatures that float around and make you feel like a fool. It’s basically fairy madness.

He turned into a firefly and lit up my room during the middle of the night.

She asked me to be her eternal partner, but only if I promise not to laugh at her bad jokes.

I followed a fae through the woods just because he looked cool.

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paiphilia

Paiphilia is when you’re so in love with tiny magical creatures that it feels like your brain exploded. It’s like being a fairy’s biggest fan, even if they hate you.

He asked me to be his forever friend during a fae dance party.

She turned into a bat and flew out of my window at 2 a. m.

I tried to impress a pixie by doing magic tricks. It didn’t go well.

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paiow

A loud, obnoxious noise you make when something finally goes your way. Like when you win the lottery but still yell at the clerk.

After I got my driver's license, I screamed so loud the dog ran away.

When my mom finally let me stay up past midnight, I did a full-on victory dance and yelled.

I heard the principal say 'yes' to pizza Fridays and I blew my nose like it was a trumpet.

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paiow

The noise an A29'er makes when they finally get what's going on. It’s like they just got a free pizza and a gold star.

When my teacher explained the math problem, I said 'Oh!' like I'd been waiting for that all day.

I heard the question and immediately knew the answer. I yelled 'Oh!' so loud the class turned around.

My friend finally understood the joke and screamed 'Oh!' like he had just discovered fire.

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