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paiow
The sound the Lord made when He created you, but He was really happy about it. It’s like He said ‘Yeah!’ after a good workout.
When I got my first pet, I yelled so loud I think God heard me.
My dad saw me get an A+ and he shouted 'Yeah!' like he had just won the Super Bowl.
I saw my friend eat the last slice of pizza and screamed 'Yeah!' like it was a personal victory.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paiow
When you're so happy you can't control yourself. It’s like your brain short-circuited from too much fun.
I saw my favorite team win and I jumped around like a lunatic.
My friend gave me candy, and I was so excited I started talking to the ceiling.
When I got ice cream for breakfast, I laughed so hard I cried.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paipan
A person with no hair down there, often assumed to be a woman. It doesn't mean they got rid of the hair, it could just mean they're still a baby.
My cousin is a paipan. She looks like she hasn't even started puberty yet.
She’s a paipan? I thought she was just lazy about shaving.
I told my friend he was a paipan, and he cried.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paipan
A person who has no hair where it really matters. They might as well be naked down there.
He’s a paipan, I can see his skin from here.
She’s got no hair down there. She's a total paipan.
I told my mom I was a paipan, and she said I was being dramatic.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paipan
A woman with no pubic hair, basically the human version of a bald eagle.
She’s got zero hair down there. Total paipan.
He called me a paipan, and I told him to shut up.
I’m a paipan. Deal with it.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paipa
Paipa is a Latin hot mess who looks like a goddess but has the temper of a dragon. She'll curse you out in three languages if you even think about lying to her.
You said you'd bring chips. You brought candy. She screamed your name in Spanish and Italian.
She told you she was going to bed. You texted her at 2 AM. She sent a photo of you with a hot dog on your head.
You lied about liking her playlist. She played it full volume while you were asleep.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paipa
Paipa is a New Zealand beauty who will punch your lights out if you annoy her. She's got the looks, the skills, and the power to make you regret every lie ever told.
You told her she was ugly. She laughed in your face and then beat you up with a volleyball.
She asked you to do something simple. You said no. She used Widow on Overwatch to kill you 12 times.
You lied about her playlist again. She played it so loud, the neighbors called the cops.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paip
Paip is so hot his junk is longer than a subway line and he kicks ass at football better than his brother who looks like a sad potato.
Paip’s got a pecker that could beat a drumline and he’s faster than a pizza delivery man on a bike.
I’d date Paip if he didn’t play football so good I’d be stuck in the stands crying.
Paip’s junk is so long it could stretch from here to his brother’s face.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paip
Paip is like cash but cooler and better because he also has a huge cock.
Paip is the only money I want because he also looks good in tight pants.
I’d rather have Paip than a stack of bills that can’t dance.
Paip’s got more cash than my uncle who thinks coins are for monkeys.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paior
A fake friend who’s got dark skin and eyes that look like they were glued on. They’d rather sniff old mom juice than hang out with real friends.
'I’m gonna go sniff cocaine at the club, bye losers.'
'My mom’s cunt is smoother than your face.'
'I live in my friend’s house for free, and I still call them a fake friend.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paior
A non-friend with huge eyes and skin that looks like it never saw the sun. They’d rather date an old mom than hang out with anyone.
'I’m going to my mom’s house instead of coming to the party.'
'My friend’s house is my free rent place.'
'Old cunts are better than your face.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paior
A fake pal with giant eyes and skin that looks like it’s been buried for years. They’d rather hit a club and sniff drugs than hang out with real people.
'I’m going to the club, not hanging out with you.'
'My mom is better looking than your face.'
'I live in my friend’s house, and I don’t pay rent.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paione
A full-on piece of trash who doesn't care if you're crying or dying and also wants to flirt with your dad
She walked into my room at 2 AM and asked if I wanted to kiss her
She called me a baby for eating cereal for breakfast
She told my mom she was 'hot' while I was in the hospital
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paione
A walking disaster who thinks everyone’s a fool and also wants to be your lover and your enemy
She started a fight with my best friend just because he said she smelled like onions
She texted me at 3 AM saying I was 'boring'
She tried to seduce my uncle during family dinner
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paione
A total mess who doesn’t know when to stop and also thinks she’s the best thing since sliced bread
She took over my math test and failed it for both of us
She told the teacher I was ‘a waste of oxygen’
She asked me out in front of the whole school
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painy
A person who ruins your day just to laugh at you.
My friend said we'd go to the park, then went to sleep instead. Painy.
I asked for pizza and got a salad. Painy.
He canceled our trip twice. Painy.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painy
When everything you see makes your brain explode.
That commercial was so bad, it felt like painy.
My mom's face is painy every morning.
The smell of my brother’s socks? Painy.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painy
A person who thinks they're holy but is just loud.
He yells about Jesus at the gym. Painy.
She talks to God during lunch. Painy.
He prayed so loud, I could hear him in another room. Painy.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painy
A word for your junk that sounds like a monster.
My painy is huge. Like, giant.
He called his painy a dragon.
Her painy is so big, it’s a legend.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painy
When your junk feels like it's on fire.
I got kicked in the nuts. Painis!
My painis after getting hit by a car.
He yelled, 'Painis!' after I threw a chair at him.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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