painy
A dumb word that means your junk and your butt.
Painis is my favorite word.
He said, 'Painis!' like it was a spell.
She uses painis in every sentence.
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painy
A stupid character who thinks he’s cool and eats people.
Painis Cupcake ate my friend. Gross.
He said, 'I will eat you.' Then he did.
His cupcake is covered in brains.
painxiety
When you're so scared of getting hurt that your brain starts screaming before the pain even hits.
My dentist said I need a root canal. I already cried in the waiting room.
I saw the size of that meatball and immediately started hyperventilating.
She told me it was going to be 10 seconds of agony. I ran out of the room.
painxiety
Your pain is so bad that it makes your anxiety look like a full-blown panic attack.
My back feels like it's on fire and I'm about to lose my mind.
The migraine hit me like a truck. I don’t even remember what I did wrong this time.
I can't feel my legs, but I know the pain is coming back any second.
painwheelkinnae
painwheelkinnae is the most fire black person ever. they edit so hard it hurts.
i saw their edits and my brain exploded
they make edits like it's a warzone
their edits are better than my mom's cooking
painwheelkinnae
painwheelkinnae is the king of edits. no one edits like them, and they know it.
they edit so good i cried
i asked for an edit and got a whole movie
they don’t just edit, they destroy
painwheelkinnae
painwheelkinnae is the reason why edits are cool. they make edits like it’s their job, which it is.
their edits make my day better
they edit so much i think they sleep in the edit room
i’d follow them anywhere for edits
painuss
the only thing that matters when you're screaming in the shower at 3 am
my dad's painuss is like a broken printer
i saw her painuss and i died inside
his painuss is so big it has its own zip code
painuss
the reason you failed math class and your mom cried
her painuss is why i hate weekends
that painuss could beat up a donkey
he showed me his painuss and now i'm haunted
painuss
the thing that makes your pants feel like they're on fire
i saw it and my pants caught fire
his painuss is so hot it burns through jeans
her painuss is the reason i wear a helmet
painuss
the reason you're still single and your ex is happy
his painuss is why i broke up with him
i can't handle that painuss anymore
her painuss is the devil in disguise
painuss
the thing you wish was a chicken when it's time to eat
my painuss is bigger than my chicken
i wish that painuss was a chicken
if that painuss was a chicken, i'd be rich
painuss
the reason you're always late to everything
my painuss makes me late every day
he had to stop the bus for his painuss
her painuss is so big it caused a traffic jam
painus in the anus
A stupid phrase that sounds like someone shitting in your ear while you're getting yelled at by a fat guy wearing sunglasses.
My buddy said 'painus in the anus' during a video and I laughed so hard my mom came out of the shower.
I tried to say it in front of my teacher, and she gave me a detention for being too loud.
My dog heard me yell it once and ran away crying.
painus in the anus
A phrase so dumb it makes your brain hurt like you got hit with a brick while eating burnt toast.
I used 'painus in the anus' in my homework and got an F because my teacher didn't know what it meant.
My friend texted me 'painus in the anus' during math class, and I failed the test.
I screamed it at my brother while he was eating pizza, and now he won't talk to me.
painus in the anus
A phrase so idiotic that even a baby would roll its eyes at you for saying it.
I said 'painus in the anus' to my dog, and he stared at me like I had two heads.
My mom used it while cooking, and the whole house smelled like burnt bacon and stupidity.
I said it during a Zoom call, and my boss gave me a warning for being too loud.
painuly
He's the biggest tool in the room who gets a meltdown every time someone else does better than him
When his ex got a promotion, he texted her: 'You think you're fancy now? I'll show you fancy.'
At the party, he kept yelling at the DJ because the music was too good.
He posted a rant online: 'I'm not happy. No one is. Except that guy over there.'
painuly
A total failure who screams about it whenever someone else shines brighter than him
He sent a message to his friend: 'You got rich? I'm still broke and you're not even trying.'
At work, he threw a fit when the new guy got praised for his work.
He posted on social media: 'I’m getting tired of everyone else being cool.'
painuly
A big ol' piece of trash who can't stand watching someone else do well
He messaged his cousin: 'You're living the dream? I'm still stuck in my parents’ basement.'
At the gym, he yelled at a guy for doing push-ups better than him.
He wrote on Twitter: 'I’m jealous of everyone. Especially you, Jack.'
painul
when you shove a baby that’s all oiled up into the mom’s butt like she’s getting a real butt plug, but it’s actually a baby. that’s painul. it’s fake butt sex with a baby.
my aunt tried painul and cried so hard the baby started screaming too
the dad said it was like having a hot dog shoved up his ass
i saw it on tiktok and now i can’t stop thinking about it