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the only thing that matters when you're screaming in the shower at 3 am
my dad's painuss is like a broken printer
i saw her painuss and i died inside
his painuss is so big it has its own zip code
painuss
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the reason you failed math class and your mom cried
her painuss is why i hate weekends
that painuss could beat up a donkey
he showed me his painuss and now i'm haunted
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the thing that makes your pants feel like they're on fire
i saw it and my pants caught fire
his painuss is so hot it burns through jeans
her painuss is the reason i wear a helmet
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the reason you're still single and your ex is happy
his painuss is why i broke up with him
i can't handle that painuss anymore
her painuss is the devil in disguise
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the thing you wish was a chicken when it's time to eat
my painuss is bigger than my chicken
i wish that painuss was a chicken
if that painuss was a chicken, i'd be rich
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the reason you're always late to everything
my painuss makes me late every day
he had to stop the bus for his painuss
her painuss is so big it caused a traffic jam