painus in the anus

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A stupid phrase that sounds like someone shitting in your ear while you're getting yelled at by a fat guy wearing sunglasses.

My buddy said 'painus in the anus' during a video and I laughed so hard my mom came out of the shower.

I tried to say it in front of my teacher, and she gave me a detention for being too loud.

My dog heard me yell it once and ran away crying.

A phrase so dumb it makes your brain hurt like you got hit with a brick while eating burnt toast.

I used 'painus in the anus' in my homework and got an F because my teacher didn't know what it meant.

My friend texted me 'painus in the anus' during math class, and I failed the test.

I screamed it at my brother while he was eating pizza, and now he won't talk to me.

A phrase so idiotic that even a baby would roll its eyes at you for saying it.

I said 'painus in the anus' to my dog, and he stared at me like I had two heads.

My mom used it while cooking, and the whole house smelled like burnt bacon and stupidity.

I said it during a Zoom call, and my boss gave me a warning for being too loud.