painus in the anus
A stupid phrase that sounds like someone shitting in your ear while you're getting yelled at by a fat guy wearing sunglasses.
My buddy said 'painus in the anus' during a video and I laughed so hard my mom came out of the shower.
I tried to say it in front of my teacher, and she gave me a detention for being too loud.
My dog heard me yell it once and ran away crying.