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painul
painul is when you stuff a baby that’s greased like a pig into the mom’s butt, pretending she’s getting anal sex from an oil drum. it's not real, but it feels like hell.
my cousin said her mom screamed louder than she ever did during labor
the baby came out covered in grease and tears
i tried painul and now my pants are stained for life
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painul
painul is when you slide a slippery new baby into the mom’s butt like it's a greased up sausage. it looks like butt sex, but it's just a baby being tortured.
my uncle said he saw his mom's face turn red from painul
the baby came out with a smile and a lot of grease
i watched painul and now i can’t eat meat without thinking about it
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painu vittuun!
painu vittuun! is like telling someone to go burn in hell while you laugh at their bad hair.
My mom said painu vittuun! when I ate the last slice of pizza.
He texted me painu vittuun! after I told his crush he was ugly.
My teacher yelled painu vittuun! when I threw a paper airplane at her.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painu vittuun!
painu vittuun! is the scream of a thousand angry squirrels in your brain.
I said painu vittuun! when my dog ate my homework.
My brother shouted painu vittuun! after I won the video game battle.
My friend yelled painu vittuun! when I spilled soda on her shirt.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painu vittuun!
painu vittuun! is what you say when someone does something so stupid it hurts your brain.
I yelled painu vittuun! when my friend tried to eat a whole cake.
My dad said painu vittuun! after I crashed his car into a tree.
My teacher said painu vittuun! when I talked during the entire math test.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintyhere
Paintyhere is some weirdo on TikTok who goes by Skye or Mask and probably hates everyone else. They claim to be aromantic asexual but still try to be friends with anyone who isn't a complete idiot. They mostly do SCP, OSC, and FNF stuff, but they're just trying to get likes.
@Paintyhere is the worst at SCP but still tries to make content every day
Mask tried to be my friend but I blocked them after they said I was 'a basic human'
Skye asked me if I wanted to be mutuals and I said no because they're annoying
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintyhere
Paintyhere is my cool friend who I’m mutual with. They’re not just some random person, they’re epic, super cool, and probably the best person I’ve ever met. I wouldn’t be me without them.
@Paintyhere is the BEST MUTUAL EVER and I would never switch
I’m so happy we are mutuals because Paintyhere is literally perfect
My life got better when I became mutual with Paintyhere
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintumber
A guy who used to be a plumber in Mexico, but now he paints like a madman and fixes pipes like a drunk fool
He tried to fix my sink and painted it pink. Now I have a pink sink with no water.
His plumbing work is so bad, the toilet started singing opera.
He said he was a plumber. He’s more of a paint-throwing lunatic.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintumber
A man who thinks being a painter means throwing paint everywhere and calling it art, even when he also messes up your pipes
He painted my ceiling but forgot to plug the drain. Now I have a lake on my floor.
I asked him to fix my toilet. He painted it blue and left a hole in the wall.
He called it ‘modern plumbing art.’ It’s more like modern chaos.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintumber
A guy who went from fixing leaks to making them louder with paint, and now he’s just a walking mess of bad jobs
He fixed my leak by painting it. It still leaks, but now it looks like a rainbow disaster.
He painted my bathroom, then left the shower on for three days. Now I have a waterfall in my hallway.
His job is so bad, he should be called ‘Leak-And-Paint-Lord.’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintsville
a tiny piece of hell in eastern Kentucky filled with drunk teenagers, crack users, cops who take bribes, and officials who steal your money. People thought the mob used to run it.
I moved to Paintsville and instantly regretted it. The only thing I saw was a kid selling weed out of his backpack.
My cousin got arrested in Paintsville for trying to rob a gas station. The cop let him go because they were friends.
The mayor of Paintsville is the worst. He stole the town’s budget and bought 100 pizzas for himself.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintsville
a lousy town in Kentucky where teenagers do stupid stuff, people are high all day, cops get paid to ignore crimes, and officials lie about everything. The mob used to run it, but they got kicked out.
I tried to move to Paintsville, but the only job I could find was mopping floors at a crack den.
My friend went to Paintsville for a weekend trip and came back with a broken nose and a new nickname: 'Crackhead Steve.'
The city council in Paintsville just voted to give every cop a free pizza every day. It’s the worst.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintsville
a tiny, smelly town in Kentucky with drunk kids everywhere, people who smoke too much crack, cops who don’t do their job, and officials who think they’re rich. The mob used to run it, but they got replaced by even worse people.
I went to Paintsville for a visit, and I swear the air smelled like old pizza and regret.
My uncle got arrested in Paintsville because he tried to steal a cop’s coffee. They let him go because he was cute.
The town of Paintsville is so bad that even the mob wanted out.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintstick
A long tube that sucks up paint or beer, depending on who’s using it. It’s like a straw for drunk people who want to chug without looking messy.
I filled my paintstick with vodka and chugged it during finals week. I passed.
My roommate used a paintstick to drink wine while painting the ceiling. It was legendary.
The paintstick is the only thing that could stop me from crying during my ex’s wedding.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintstick
A tool for painters… or a tool for people who want to get eggs up their butt and feel like they’ve been tortured by the devil.
My cousin tried the paintstick challenge and now he can’t sit down without screaming.
I used a paintstick filled with raw eggs. It was like being hit by a greasy chicken.
She got eggs in her intestines and cried for 20 minutes straight.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintstaking work
Doing work so detailed it makes your eyes bleed from staring at tiny little dots for hours.
I spent three hours on one damn leaf. My eyes are like fried eggs.
That painting is so precise, I could probably find my lost sock in it.
She colored every single hair on that godforsaken cat. What was she thinking?
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintstaking work
When you color like a lunatic with a ruler and a tiny brush, just to make it look perfect.
He drew every single line on that face. It’s like he’s trying to be a god.
She colored the background so smooth, I could eat it.
That dude spent an hour shading one eye. What’s next? A damn beard?
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintstaking work
Working so hard on a picture that you lose your mind and start talking to the paint.
I told my blue paint it was gonna be famous. It didn’t listen.
She screamed at her yellow marker for not being bright enough.
He asked his pencil if it wanted to be part of the masterpiece.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintshopped
When you do a Photoshop job so bad it looks like a toddler threw spaghetti at a painting and screamed at it.
Bro sent me a photo of his face on a dog and it looked like he had a stroke.
My mom tried to make my portrait look cool, but it just looked like a burning trash can.
That guy put a mustache on the Mona Lisa and it looked like she was crying tears of shame.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintshopped
Using Paint because you're too cheap to buy Photoshop or too dumb to figure out how to get it for free.
My cousin used Paint to add a beard to his face and it looked like he had a raccoon in his mouth.
She tried to put her cat on a spaceship with Paint and it just looked like the cat was screaming into a pillow.
He drew a dragon on himself using Paint, and now people think he has a mental illness.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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