paintsville

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a tiny piece of hell in eastern Kentucky filled with drunk teenagers, crack users, cops who take bribes, and officials who steal your money. People thought the mob used to run it.
I moved to Paintsville and instantly regretted it. The only thing I saw was a kid selling weed out of his backpack.
My cousin got arrested in Paintsville for trying to rob a gas station. The cop let him go because they were friends.
The mayor of Paintsville is the worst. He stole the town’s budget and bought 100 pizzas for himself.
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a lousy town in Kentucky where teenagers do stupid stuff, people are high all day, cops get paid to ignore crimes, and officials lie about everything. The mob used to run it, but they got kicked out.
I tried to move to Paintsville, but the only job I could find was mopping floors at a crack den.
My friend went to Paintsville for a weekend trip and came back with a broken nose and a new nickname: 'Crackhead Steve.'
The city council in Paintsville just voted to give every cop a free pizza every day. It’s the worst.
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a tiny, smelly town in Kentucky with drunk kids everywhere, people who smoke too much crack, cops who don’t do their job, and officials who think they’re rich. The mob used to run it, but they got replaced by even worse people.
I went to Paintsville for a visit, and I swear the air smelled like old pizza and regret.
My uncle got arrested in Paintsville because he tried to steal a cop’s coffee. They let him go because he was cute.
The town of Paintsville is so bad that even the mob wanted out.
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