paintumber
A guy who went from fixing leaks to making them louder with paint, and now he’s just a walking mess of bad jobs
He fixed my leak by painting it. It still leaks, but now it looks like a rainbow disaster.
He painted my bathroom, then left the shower on for three days. Now I have a waterfall in my hallway.
His job is so bad, he should be called ‘Leak-And-Paint-Lord.’