paintstick

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A long tube that sucks up paint or beer, depending on who’s using it. It’s like a straw for drunk people who want to chug without looking messy.
I filled my paintstick with vodka and chugged it during finals week. I passed.
My roommate used a paintstick to drink wine while painting the ceiling. It was legendary.
The paintstick is the only thing that could stop me from crying during my ex’s wedding.
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A tool for painters… or a tool for people who want to get eggs up their butt and feel like they’ve been tortured by the devil.
My cousin tried the paintstick challenge and now he can’t sit down without screaming.
I used a paintstick filled with raw eggs. It was like being hit by a greasy chicken.
She got eggs in her intestines and cried for 20 minutes straight.
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