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paintshopped
When a lazy person uses Paint to mess up a picture just for laughs or because they're too honest to download Photoshop.
My brother used Paint to make me look like a monster, and now everyone at school thinks I’m cursed.
She tried to add sunglasses to my face with Paint, but it looked like I was wearing a chicken’s eyes.
He put a hat on his dog using Paint and now the dog looks like it’s doing a dance-off.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintshopped
When you're so broke you use Paint instead of Photoshop because you can't afford anything but your next meal.
He used Paint to make me look like a monster, and now I have to wear a mask to school.
She tried to add a mustache to my face with Paint, and it looked like I had a raccoon on my nose.
My dad put a crown on his head using Paint and now he thinks he's king.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintshopped
When some guy draws pictures with his sperm on a girl’s back after getting head from her.
He used his cum to draw a heart on my girlfriend, and now she thinks it's magical.
My friend drew a monster on his crush using his cum, and now she won’t look at him.
That guy drew a dragon on his girlfriend with cum, and now they’re getting married.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintriotism
Yelling about how you love America and apple pie so loud it hurts your neighbors’ ears while painting.
I painted the flag so big it covered my entire living room and screamed ‘AMERICA!!’ at the top of my lungs.
My dog got scared and hid under the couch when I started chanting ‘USA! USA!’ with my watercolors.
I painted a pie and yelled, ‘This is the best America has ever had!’ while throwing glitter everywhere.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintriotism
Acting like you’re the greatest American painter who ever lived just because you drew a flag.
I painted a flag and called myself ‘The Patriotic Picasso.’ My mom said I was ‘delusional.’
My teacher gave me an A+ for drawing a flag and I said, ‘This is history.’ She said, ‘No, this is bad art.’
I drew the flag with glitter and called it ‘the most American thing ever.’ My friend said, ‘You’re just lazy.’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintriotism
Painting the flag so badly it looks like a toddler threw up on it while screaming about America.
I painted the flag and it looked like a spilled juice box. I still called it ‘beautiful.’
My watercolor ran all over the paper, and I said, ‘This is how America feels when it’s sad.’
I painted stars that looked like crumpled paper and called it ‘the real American dream.’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintrician
A Mexican artist who paints like a boss but wires electricity like a drunk kid on a sugar rush.
I hired this paintrician to paint my house and now my lights flicker like I’m in a horror movie.
He painted my walls gold but the outlets are smoking like they're having a tantrum.
My dog ran away because the paintrician’s wiring made the whole house scream.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintrician
A painter who also does electrical work so bad it could make your TV cry and your fridge quit.
My paintrician turned my living room into a masterpiece and my AC into a paperweight.
He painted my ceiling like a pro but now my lamp is on fire.
I called him to fix the lights, and he fixed the walls instead.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintrician
A Mexican painter who thinks electricity is just another color to mix into his masterpiece, big mistake.
He painted my house like a king, but now my lights are screaming in agony.
I paid him to paint my walls and he rewired my house like it was a prison break.
My paintrician’s wiring is so bad, my microwave thinks it’s in a fight.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintquid
a word that makes your brain explode because it’s so dumb
Bro, paintquid is the worst word ever. I can’t even think straight.
My teacher said paintquid was a real word and I almost cried.
I tried to use paintquid in my essay and got a D.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintquid
a word that sounds like it came from a weird dream
Paintquid? That’s the weirdest thing I’ve ever heard.
I dreamed about paintquid and woke up screaming.
My dog barked at me when I said paintquid.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintquid
a word that makes your mom question her life choices
Why did you learn paintquid? Your mom is confused.
Paintquid is so bad my mom wants a refund on me.
I told my mom about paintquid and she said I’m grounded.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintquid
a word that makes your teacher lose their mind
My teacher screamed when I used paintquid in class.
Paintquid is so stupid my teacher threw a pencil at me.
I asked what paintquid meant and my teacher cried.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintquid
a word that’s like the worst possible combination of things
Paintquid is like a bad pizza and a screaming baby.
It’s like your mom’s old hair and your dad’s loud snoring.
Paintquid is the worst thing since socks with holes.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintquid
a word that’s so bad it should be exiled
I think paintquid should be banished to the moon.
Paintquid is so bad my dog wants it exiled too.
The teacher said paintquid is evil and needs to be exiled.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintplush
a plush that got drenched in paint like it was the last day of school and nobody cared
I dropped my paintplush in the art room. It’s now a permanent fixture.
My teacher threw paint at my plush. I’m not mad. I’m proud.
It looks like someone tried to murder my plush with a bottle of acrylics.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintplush
when your plush gets painted and you’re too lazy to clean it up because you’re also crying
I spilled paint on my plush. Now I’m crying. It’s a double loss.
My plush is covered in paint, and I can’t even be bothered to wipe it off.
It looked like a crime scene. My plush was the victim.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintplush
a plush that looks like it got into a fight with a paint can and lost
My plush is all bruised from the paint can. It’s not even fair.
I let my plush fight a paint can. It was a bad idea.
It has paint everywhere, like it got hit by a paintball gun.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintogenic
So beautiful you'd make any painter drop their brush and yell at the canvas like it betrayed them.
She walked in and the artist swore at his coffee.
He looked like he was about to cry when I showed him my portrait.
The guy painted me so good, his dog started barking at the painting.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintogenic
You're so pretty you could make a painting look like it got hit by a bus and still be proud of itself.
My portrait was so good, my mom cried and my dad asked for a refund.
The painter said I was the best he'd ever seen, and that's saying something.
He painted me so good, my cat started licking the canvas.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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