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paintogenic
You're so stunning you could make a painting blush and then get a tattoo of it.
The painter was so stunned he forgot to charge me.
He painted me so good, my friend asked if I'd been touched by an angel, or a very angry god.
My portrait was so good, my neighbor came over just to see it.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintmeliograce
the most gorgeous human being who ever lived and the best ibf. everyone else is trash compared to her.
paintmeliograce is like a 10 out of 10, and everyone else is a 1 out of 10.
she’s so hot, she makes my face look like a sad emoji.
the best ibf ever. the rest are just trying to be her.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintmeliograce
a human version of a rainbow and also the best ibf. she’s so kind, you’d think she was paid to be nice.
she’s like a rainbow in human form, and the rest are just gray.
i’d do anything for her because she’s that kind.
the best ibf ever. she’s like a gift from god.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintmeliograce
the most beautiful person on earth and also the top ibf. no one else has her looks or her sweetness.
she’s so pretty, she could make a rock jealous.
she’s not just the best ibf, she’s the whole package.
her beauty is unmatched and her kindness is legendary.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintman
A paintman is someone who drowns in glitter and thinks it’s cool.
I asked him why he wore glitter to the party. He said, ‘It’s my signature look.’ I threw confetti at him.
He tried to be a rockstar with glitter on his face. It looked like a toddler threw up neon paint.
His Instagram bio says ‘glitter legend’ and he posts pictures of himself in a pool full of sparkles.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintman
A paintman is someone who uses nail polish like it’s war paint.
He showed up to the battle with pink nail polish and called it ‘liquid courage.’
At the fight club, he used purple glitter as a distraction. It didn’t work.
His mom gave him nail polish for Christmas and now he thinks he’s a warrior.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintman
A paintman is someone who paints their face like they’re going to a rave and it’s 8 AM.
He painted his face with neon green and purple. I thought he was possessed.
At the grocery store, he turned into a rainbow. The cashier asked if he was having a meltdown.
His friend tried to stop him from painting his eyes shut. He said, ‘This is how I roll.’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintlife
Your life is so fake it smells like lies, and you're trying to look real.
My whole week was a lie, but I had to act like I was actually doing stuff.
I told my mom I got an A, but I failed. Big time.
I pretended to be rich for a month just to impress my crush.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintlife
Your life is all lies and you're trying hard not to get caught.
I said I went to the gym, but I was eating pizza the whole time.
My dad thinks I'm a straight-A student. He's wrong. Very wrong.
I told my teacher I finished my homework, but it’s still in my bag.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintlife
Your life is fake and you're trying to make it look real.
I said I got a new job. It's just a part-time gig at McDonald’s.
I told my friends I went on vacation, but I stayed home and watched Netflix all week.
I said I'm dating someone, but it's just my cousin.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintlife
Your whole life is a bunch of lies and you're trying to make it look real.
My mom thinks I'm a good student. She doesn't know I failed my math test.
I told my teacher I had a sick dog, but the dog was fine.
I said I got a new phone, but it’s just an old one with a sticker.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintlife
Your life is fake and you're trying so hard to look real it's ridiculous.
My friend thinks I got into college. It was just a joke.
I told my boss I had a meeting, but I was playing Fortnite.
My mom thinks I'm dating the quarterback. I'm not even in the same school.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintlife
Your life is full of lies and you're trying to act like it's real.
I told my crush I had a new car, but I still ride the bus.
My teacher thinks I study every night. I just stay up late watching TikTok.
I said I was going on a trip with my friends, but I stayed home and played video games.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintlicker
a guy whose cock is so huge it could paint the whole town
I saw this paintlicker at the mall, he walked in and the ceiling cracked.
My cousin’s date was a paintlicker. He had to borrow my brother’s pants.
The paintlicker tried to fit in the bathroom, but the toilet exploded.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintlicker
a man whose cock is so big it could lick the paint off a wall
My neighbor is a paintlicker. He eats pizza like it’s a side dish.
The guy at the gym is a paintlicker. He lifts weights and people run away screaming.
I dated a paintlicker, and I still have nightmares about his sock.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintlicker
a man so big down there he could be a paintbrush
The paintlicker came to my party. He brought a mop and a bucket just in case.
I saw a paintlicker at the zoo, and the animals ran away from him.
My friend’s dog is a paintlicker. He barks so loud it shakes the house.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintist
a person who paints like they're trying to hide how bad they look. also called someone who still thinks they’re cool enough to paint.
"You call that painting? I’ve seen my dog do better.", @Paintist4Life
"He’s a paintist. He paints because he can’t talk to people without blushing.", DM from a friend
"She’s the paintist of the week. She painted her face and called it art.", tweet from an art teacher
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintist
a giant, dumb, smelly piece of trash who thinks they’re hot. also smells like a dead sock.
"She’s a paintist. She wears more perfume than a cat.", comment on a TikTok video
"He walks in and smells like he bathed in a trash can. Classic paintist.", from a barista
"That girl is a paintist. She’s dumb, loud, and has bad breath.", text from my cousin
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintingsexual
A person who gets hard just looking at pictures of stuff that’s not even alive. Ever heard of a canvas?
I saw a painting of a banana and now I’m late for work.
My friend got arrested for staring at the Mona Lisa like it was his ex.
He asked for a raise because he paints sexuals now.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
paintingsexual
They think every brushstroke is a come-on. They get turned on by colors and stuff.
She texted me a photo of Van Gogh’s Starry Night and said, ‘This hits.’
He tried to flirt with the painting of the Last Supper. It was awkward.
He got kicked out of the museum for licking a portrait.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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