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He proposed to a painting. It rejected him.

She had a one-night stand with the Sistine Chapel ceiling.

He asked his teacher out, but she said he was too much of a paintingsexual.

He dated the Louvre for six months.

She got into a fight with a sculpture because it wouldn’t take her call.

He tried to sneak into the museum just so he could flirt with the Venus de Milo.

He got detention for making out with a portrait.

She asked her crush to prom, but he said he was dating the Mona Lisa.

He tried to kiss the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.

He asked his mom out, but she said he was too much of a paintingsexual.

She had a baby with the Venus de Milo. It’s called ‘The Birth of Love.’

He got suspended for making a love triangle with two paintings.

My cousin said she was painting her toenails, and I knew she was coming for me.

He told his mom he was doing his nails, but I saw him eating a sandwich in the bathroom.

She said she had a headache, but I know she was just pretending to paint her toes so she could make me suffer.

He said he was painting his toes, but I saw him giving the teacher a big lick.

She told her friends she was doing her nails, but I heard her whispering 'I’m coming for you' to the principal.

My brother called me to say he was painting his toes, and I knew it meant he was about to hit me with a mop.

She said she was painting her toenails, but I knew it meant she was going to throw my lunch in the trash.

He told me he was doing his toes so he could skip math class, but I saw him eating a donut in the hallway.

My friend said she was painting her nails because she wanted to avoid getting grounded, but I know she just wants to make me scream.

I saw her in the hallway and I almost fell over. Her nails were fire.

He asked me out because my nails looked like a thousand bucks.

My mom said if I didn’t paint my nails, I’d never get married.

If I don’t paint my nails, the girls in my class will laugh at me.

I painted my nails before the test and got an A+

My best friend paints hers every day or she feels ugly.

When I was nervous, I painted my nails and it helped me calm down.

I told my crush I’d die if I didn’t paint my nails that day.

My sister says painting her nails is like a prayer.

I painting underwear at the bar and walked home in my socks.

She painting underwear and tried to dance on a table.

He painting underwear and yelled at a pizza delivery guy.

I painting underwear and tried to talk to my dog like it was a cop.

She painting underwear and cried in a bathroom stall.

He painting underwear and peed on the floor.

I painting underwear and tried to do a karate chop on my friend.

She painting underwater and sat on the floor like it was a throne.

He painting underwear and bit his tongue.

I painting underwater and tried to sing a song backwards.

She painting underwear and fell off a couch.

He painting underwear and drew on the wall with his nose.

I painting underwater and tried to do a magic trick with my hat.

She painting underwear and ran out of the house wearing pajamas.

He painting underwear and bit a chair.

I painting underwater and tried to balance on one foot for 10 minutes.

She painting underwear and sat in a bucket of ice.

He painting underwear and screamed at a cloud.

At the bus stop, I painted the wickets and got stuck with my friend.

During lunch, he painted the wickets and had to leave the table.

She painted the wickets in the middle of a presentation and no one knew why.

He painted the wickets at the party and everyone laughed at him.

I painted the wickets during my mom's birthday and she didn’t even notice.

She painted the wickets on stage and the whole audience saw it.

At the gym, he painted the wickets and had to leave right away.

She painted the wickets during her interview and got rejected.

I painted the wickets on my way to school and walked all day with poop.

My man looked like a tomato after I painted the white roses red.

She turned my face into a crime scene. Painted the white roses red, baby.

He came home with a face like a murder happened. Period blood everywhere.