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to drink so much you forget your pants are on
I painting underwear at the bar and walked home in my socks.
She painting underwear and tried to dance on a table.
He painting underwear and yelled at a pizza delivery guy.
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when you sip so much alcohol your brain short-circuits
I painting underwear and tried to talk to my dog like it was a cop.
She painting underwear and cried in a bathroom stall.
He painting underwear and peed on the floor.
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when you drink until your bladder gives up
I painting underwear and tried to do a karate chop on my friend.
She painting underwater and sat on the floor like it was a throne.
He painting underwear and bit his tongue.
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when you guzzle so much beer your eyes go cross-eyed
I painting underwater and tried to sing a song backwards.
She painting underwear and fell off a couch.
He painting underwear and drew on the wall with his nose.
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when you chug so much liquor your feet start talking
I painting underwater and tried to do a magic trick with my hat.
She painting underwear and ran out of the house wearing pajamas.
He painting underwear and bit a chair.
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when you sip so much alcohol your brain goes on vacation
I painting underwater and tried to balance on one foot for 10 minutes.
She painting underwear and sat in a bucket of ice.
He painting underwear and screamed at a cloud.