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painting the white roses red
When you go full-on messy during your period and make the guy look like he got dumped on by a bleeding vampire.
He looked like a vampire was spitting on him. Painted the white roses red, for real.
I made my boyfriend look like he had a blood bath. Period mess, baby.
He came home looking like he fought a vampire. I painted the white roses red.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the white roses red
Doing it while on your period so hard that the guy looks like he got drenched in red lava.
He came home like he was melted. I painted the white roses red.
My man looked like a lava flow hit him. Period sex, baby.
He had red lava all over his face from my messy period.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the town red
Painting the town red is like going on a total bender, getting super wasted, and making everyone around you look like crap.
I painted the town red last night. I woke up in a ditch with my ex's hair in my mouth.
My cousin painted the town red so hard he got into a fight with a fire hydrant.
When my friend said 'I'm painting the town red tonight,' I knew it was going to be a disaster.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the town red
To paint the town red means you're out there causing chaos, acting like a total lunatic, and probably getting arrested.
My brother painted the town red and ended up in jail for throwing a chair at a cop.
She painted the town red by dancing on tables and screaming at a barista.
When I painted the town red, my mom had to take me home in a taxi.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the town red
Painting the town red is like throwing a wild party all over town and leaving a mess for everyone else to clean up.
He painted the town red by turning a whole street into a karaoke bar.
The kids painted the town red by lighting a bonfire in the middle of the park.
My friends painted the town red, and now my dog is covered in glitter.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the town red
Painting the town red means you're out having so much fun that people start to notice you, even if they don't know why.
I painted the town red and got noticed by my crush at a bar.
She painted the town red just to get attention from her boss.
When I painted the town red, everyone knew who I was.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the town red
Painting the town red is like going on a rampage through town, fighting people, and leaving a trail of chaos in your wake.
He painted the town red by starting a fight with every single person at the mall.
They painted the town red just for fun and ended up making everyone else mad.
I painted the town red by shouting insults to strangers on the street.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the town red
Painting the town red is when you go out with your friends, get drunk, and then do something totally stupid that everyone will talk about for days.
My friends painted the town red by climbing on a billboard at midnight.
I painted the town red and ended up wearing a chicken suit in public.
They painted the town red because they thought it was a good idea to shout at a statue.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the town red
Painting the town red is like playing a video game where you beat up everything and everyone in sight, just for fun.
I painted the town red by beating up all my enemies in the game.
She painted the town red because she got so angry at the boss monster.
He painted the town red by fighting every single NPC in the town.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the town in peas and carrots
to throw up all over the street like it's your job.
I painted the town in peas and carrots after my third shot of tequila.
He painted the town in peas and carrots right outside the pizza place.
She painted the town in peas and carrots and woke up on a fire hydrant.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the town in peas and carrots
to make the whole city smell like bad breakfast food.
He painted the town in peas and carrots after eating an entire pot of soup.
The kids painted the town in peas and carrots during a school field trip.
She painted the town in peas and carrots just to see what would happen.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the town in peas and carrots
to throw up so much it looks like a food fight.
He painted the town in peas and carrots while trying to dance.
The whole block painted the town in peas and carrots after the party.
She painted the town in peas and carrots just because she could.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the town brown
The worst kind of poop that sticks to the toilet like a cockroach in a cheese factory. It’s so gross, even the toilet feels ashamed.
My brother painted the town brown after eating a whole pizza before bedtime.
I saw my dog do it and it looked like a crime scene.
My friend's mom did it and the toilet hasn't forgiven her.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the town brown
When your poop is so bad, it could make a ghost cry. It leaves a brown mark that no amount of flushing can fix.
My sister painted the town brown after drinking soda and eating glitter.
My cat did it and now my toilet looks like a graveyard.
I painted the town brown and my dad said I was gonna die from it.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the town brown
Shitting. The best kind of shitting. It’s like when you’re at a concert, but instead of music, it’s just you letting everything out.
I painted the town brown during my math test and my teacher was mad.
My friend did it in the hallway and got sent to the principal's office.
When I ate too much pizza, I painted the town brown on the bus.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the town brown
Going out with your friends and knowing it’s gonna be a total mess. Like when you’re at a party and someone eats too many tacos.
I went out on the town and painted it brown because I ate three burgers.
My friends and I painted the town brown after drinking way too much soda.
At the concert, we painted the town brown and got kicked out.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the toilet
when you take such a massive dump that it looks like someone tried to decorate the toilet with poop art
My cousin painted the toilet so hard, the porcelain now has a portrait of his breakfast
I took such a shit, it looked like I dipped my ass in glitter and threw it in the bowl
She didn’t just go number two, she went number two with a paintbrush
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the toilet
when your poop sticks to the toilet like glue, making it look like someone spilled a bag of brown confetti inside
He painted the porcelain so bad, you could see his entire breakfast on the bowl
My brother’s shit stuck to the toilet, now it looks like he lived there
She took such a dump, the toilet got a permanent tattoo
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the staircase
Using your man parts to slowly paint the legs of a woman like you're doing a mural from her toes all the way up until you can't go any higher.
I painted the staircase and she laughed so hard she cried.
He painted the staircase in front of my whole class.
She let me paint the staircase during lunch break.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the staircase
Putting your goo on a woman's legs like you're doing a graffiti job from her feet up as far as you can before you run out of energy.
He painted the staircase and got caught by his mom.
I painted the staircase in the hallway during recess.
She let me paint the staircase right after class.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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