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painting the staircase
Laying your slimy stuff on a woman's legs like you're doing a slow-motion painting from her toes all the way up until you have to stop.
He painted the staircase and she gave him a cookie.
I painted the staircase and got detention.
She let me paint the staircase during study hall.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the sheets
When you cum so much on the bed it looks like someone spilled a whole bucket of jizz and didn’t care if the sheets ever saw the light of day again.
My roommate paints the sheets every time he gets high and forgets his pants are off.
She came home from the club and just started painting the sheets like it was her job.
He said he’d rather die than let his mom see him paint the sheets on a Saturday morning.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the sheets
When you shoot your load so hard and so fast, the bed looks like it just got hit by a cum storm.
He painted the sheets after a 12-hour bender and still had energy to text his ex.
She painted the sheets because she thought her boyfriend was cheating on her with the blanket.
The kid painted the sheets so much, the bed now smells like regret.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the sheets
When you cum so much on the same bed it starts to think it’s your second home and maybe even your best friend.
He painted the sheets every night for a week because he was too lazy to do laundry.
She painted the sheets after her first date and still hasn’t washed them.
The guy painted the sheets so hard, the bed asked him if he wanted to move in.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the room
when you blow your load all over the ceiling fan and it sprays everywhere like a white liquid explosion
I painted my room so hard the fan looked like it had a shower.
He painted his room and now the fan has a bald spot.
My sister painted her room and the fan is now a canvas.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the room
telling someone to die in their own blood by covering everything with it like they’re a meatball
He told me to paint my room in blood and I did it with a knife.
She said ‘paint your room’ and I spilled my entire coffee on the floor.
My brother painted his room with a puddle of blood from his leg.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the room
a tiny basement hole where you keep paint and get high while throwing up
I hide my paint in the cellar room and smoke weed until I throw up.
My mom’s painting room is just a hole with a bucket of red stuff.
The best part about my painting room is that it smells like old pizza.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the room
standing on your feet right before you blow your load and spinning like a crazy man
He painted his room by spinning so fast he got dizzy.
I painted my room and now I have a headache from spinning.
She painted her room while doing the cha-cha and it was awesome.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the road
spraying your goo on the sidewalk like you own it
I painted the road in front of the school during lunch.
He peed on the street while everyone was watching.
She came out of the bathroom and did her business right there.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the road
leaving a mess on the pavement like it’s your personal toilet
He painted the road in front of the store during rush hour.
She took a leak in the park while everyone was eating lunch.
My brother did his business on the sidewalk and walked away like nothing happened.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the road
peeing on the street so loud it wakes up the whole block
I painted the road in front of the school and no one heard me.
He peed so loudly outside the mall that people stopped to look.
She did her business on the corner and screamed like she was dying.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the road
making the sidewalk your own personal bathroom without asking
He painted the road right in front of the bus stop.
She went to the park and did her business on the path.
My friend peed on the street and didn’t even care.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the road
leaving a trail of goo everywhere like it’s your new hobby
He painted the road all the way down the block.
She peed on every corner as she walked home.
My brother did his business from the street to the park.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the road
doing your business in front of people like it’s a big deal
He painted the road right in front of the whole class.
She peed on the sidewalk and waved at everyone.
My friend did his business while standing up and yelled about it.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the puck
when hockey players huddle around a puck like a group of horny teens and the last one to touch it gets forced to swallow whatever gross thing is on it
The guy who painted the puck got stuck with a piece of pizza that had been sitting in a soda for two hours.
After painting the puck, the poor kid had to eat a moldy sandwich someone threw at him.
He painted the puck and ended up swallowing a bunch of hair from the team’s barber.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the puck
a group of hockey players circle-jerking around a puck like it's the last donut at the bakery, and whoever drops the puck gets stuck with whatever snack was on it
She painted the puck and got stuck with a meatball sub that had been left in the sun all day.
He painted the puck just to avoid eating the team’s old gym socks.
After painting the puck, she had to eat a whole bag of pretzels someone threw at her like a curse.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the puck
a hockey ritual where players surround a puck and pass it around until one person gets stuck with the puck and whatever messy snack was on it
He painted the puck and had to eat a soggy taco that looked like it came from a garbage can.
She painted the puck and got stuck with someone’s old candy bar that had been forgotten for weeks.
He painted the puck just so he wouldn’t have to eat the team’s moldy pizza.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the post
A nickname for the Huffington Post blog that sounds like it was written by someone who smells bad and has no idea what cool means.
I read that Huffington Post blog again. Painting the post? Man, that's the worst name ever.
My teacher said painting the post is like being stuck in a room with a broken fan and no air.
My brother calls it painting the post because he thinks it’s art. It’s not. It’s garbage.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the post
When you have sex with your girl on her period and it feels like she's giving you a free enema.
I told my friend I painted the post last night. He asked if I got in trouble. I said no, but I got out of bed.
She said we had to paint the post again because the first time was just practice.
My mom found out I painted the post and she yelled at me like I broke her favorite mug.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the pole
Banging a girl while she’s bleeding out like a wound.
He tried to paint the pole but it was like fighting a rabid raccoon.
She said it felt like I was stuck in a meat grinder.
I painted the pole and got a free nosebleed for my trouble.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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